On A Conspiracy of Hogs: The McRib as Arbitrage

I had a McRib in Berlin once and it tasted exactly like if I had eaten an American McRib, provided I was the third person in a human centipede.

Posted on November 9, 2011 at 5:23 pm 0

On Nine Members of Congress Who Clearly Favor Sharia Law

They could have at least changed the motto to some other god-related thing ("In God we trust, yo") that would require re-minting a bunch of coins and creating new jobs.

Posted on November 3, 2011 at 4:12 pm 0

On The Artisanal Meth Movement

I hope someone out there is doing a seasonal small-batch pumpkin meth.

Posted on November 2, 2011 at 1:31 pm 6