On A New Design? A New D. R. Adams Theme Song
wait...this is RYAN Adams and not *BRYAN* Adams? Wasn't he in that band that Janeane Garofalo loved so much from Texas? They sang "Timebomb?" Had a real effeminate lead singer? Ole' 99s or something?
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On A New Design? A New D. R. Adams Theme Song
Phentermine nonsense gone, thankfully. Also, thankfully, D.R. Adams is here to stay! YAY! Hey D.R., what was it like to sing in front of thousands with Tina Turner in '85?
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On A New Design? A New D. R. Adams Theme Song
D.R. ADAMS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Hopefully out curating your Greatest Hits album. There are so MANY hits to choose from: Summer of '69, Cuts Like a Knife, It's Only Love, All For Love, (Everything I Do) I Do It For You, Straight From The Heart... The list goes on and on! It must be great to be a rock star and from Canada!
Also, Awl folks, what's with the Phentermine keyword stuffing at the bottom here, eh?
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On See, Americans Look Like This...
I wonder what D.R. Adams would say about this topic...
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On Guest Op Ed: I Fell For a Blind Girl
what the 'oh no you di'int!' crowd failed to understand was that the humor came from her apparent total lack of enthusiasm. out of nowhere comes this chick who's whacking a cowbell in a ridiculous uniform and she looks like she is *not* having fun with it, unlike the dude whacking the cymbal right next to her.
also, what if it turned out that she was in fact smiling but has a disease that prevents her facial muscles from making smiles? would it all be okay then to the asswipes who tried to make us feel guilty for still finding this funny?
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On The Sartorialist Speaks
muscles do not make little dudes cool bro. tom cruise? it's over - sartorialist sucks. stop defending him.
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On The Sartorialist Speaks
* by douche i mean scott sartorialist of course...not sure if that was clear...he's really fucking short
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On The Sartorialist Speaks
visited NYC last year and saw this douche headed my way with his gf or wife or whatever, and they weren't talking, and he was *really* short, like danny devito short, and out of his droopy fuckhead voice to his bitch he goes "burberry called me" and then they stared blankly straight ahead as if to imagine all the glamour and luxury that was sure to be theirs. me and the wife still laugh at the scene, and also at how short he is.
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On Flicked Off: '2012' is Awesome and Haters Can Suck It
gotta say, promoting Mary Choi was/is the right move since that FUCKING LOSER d.r. adams was kicked to the curb...er, "went on hiatus." video games and danzig, whatever, go suck it bryan adams and write another hit song with Sting or Tim McGraw why doncha.
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On A New Design? A New D. R. Adams Theme Song
so when is ol' ryno gonna jump in here like he did on BrooklynVegan (and this is a direct quote from him): "If you dont like what I do DO SOMETHING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING POSERS
you wish you had the balls to put yourself out there but no you live in a fucking comment column- average joe my ass
if you dont like it THEN GET BUSY making your own art and your own charity
until then,
while i am at work for charity and for MY WORLD OF ART'
you can suck it
losers
fuck you"