On A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

After he studies architecture, he becomes the Gestalt-Bro.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 3:13 pm 6

On "It’s Uber, but for Golden Parachutes"

Uber is going to close Guantanamo.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 4:28 pm 0

On Should You Tweet?

I maintain a presence in several chatrooms at once for some of America's favorite national brands.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 12:05 pm 1

On Coffee Merely Good

@freetzy The same could be said of my stool.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 12:00 pm 1

On Which Is The Whitest TV Network Of Them All? (CBS)

CBS is working on it. They just killed Josh Charles.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 8:42 pm 0

On Trains, In Order

Last Train by Allen Toussaint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_NBDz48m0

Train to Nowhere by Savoy Brown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsaV8

Downbound Train by Chuck Berry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcB9NGwkHrM

Rock Island Line by Johnny Cash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX1BPItDcDo

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 8:31 pm 0

On When You Buy A Bunch Of Spider-Infested Bananas

Harry Belafonte tried to warn us.

Posted on March 12, 2014 at 10:55 am 0

On What Time Is The Revolution?


Posted on March 11, 2014 at 6:22 pm 0

On Thing Used To Be Better: People From Before

My grandpa remembers when Comicon was about the comics.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 11:13 am 1

On A Townes Van Zandt Playlist

@mcginniscxb Did Joan marry the handsome black man crying behind Townes in this video?

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 12:30 am 0