On The Tall, Skinny, Shining Skyline That L.A. Deserves

Los Angeles already has all the Gleaming Spires they'll ever need:


Posted on October 22, 2014 at 7:52 pm 0

On Watching Every Episode of 'Murder She Wrote'


Posted on October 7, 2014 at 5:35 pm 0

On Territory Ceded

Eating of the flesh and tasting of the blood are strictly forbidden on The Island of Doctor Thoreau. We may only sup from the Juice Bar.

Posted on September 24, 2014 at 3:20 pm 0

On A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

After he studies architecture, he becomes the Gestalt-Bro.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 3:13 pm 7

On "It’s Uber, but for Golden Parachutes"

Uber is going to close Guantanamo.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 4:28 pm 0

On Should You Tweet?

I maintain a presence in several chatrooms at once for some of America's favorite national brands.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 12:05 pm 1

On Coffee Merely Good

@freetzy The same could be said of my stool.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 12:00 pm 1

On Which Is The Whitest TV Network Of Them All? (CBS)

CBS is working on it. They just killed Josh Charles.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 8:42 pm 0

On Trains, In Order

Last Train by Allen Toussaint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_NBDz48m0

Train to Nowhere by Savoy Brown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsaV8

Downbound Train by Chuck Berry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcB9NGwkHrM

Rock Island Line by Johnny Cash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX1BPItDcDo

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 8:31 pm 0

On When You Buy A Bunch Of Spider-Infested Bananas

Harry Belafonte tried to warn us.

Posted on March 12, 2014 at 10:55 am 0