On When Beary Met Texty
We only walk short distances to get more cilantro or avoid having to read.
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On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?
@beatbeatbeat Yeah Tom was it. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" and "Another Roadside Attraction" made 14-16 year old me want to get high and be like, significant. Why was he so into buttfucking?
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On You Know What Was Funny on the Internet on April 1?
I thought the Jezebel "Honk if you're horny/Bark if you're ugly: XXX Roast Beef & Rosebud Photoshoot" seemed spurious...
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On America's Unchecked Gun Culture Killed Trayvon Martin
The magazine was full post-shooting? Speculative indeed. Even if he put one in the chamber and then refilled the magazine, there'd be one missing from the clip after one shot. The clip would be minus two bullets if he hadn't had one in the hole to begin with. And, even if he was cruising for victims with a round chambered, he'd still have to flip the safety, unless he was ready to Plaxico Burress his dick off (is that a point of debate in the concealed carry community?).
Abraham, you obviously don't have a brother named Sigmund.
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On Earl Scruggs, 1924-2012
Earl played on Will the Circle Be Unbroken, too. This song is easily one of my favorites of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mUyLD8aV4
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On Thirty Songs Named For People Named Jane, In Order
R. Dean Taylor "I Gotta See Jane"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ5JbuxgdiE
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On Inside The Secret Networking Club For The Giant Monsters Who Rule Over Us All
Tall people make more money? This I did not know; and I'm 6'4" and poor...
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On Some Advice for Young People
@iplaudius I was about to give you shit for this but my roommate is, as described in this article, a soulless careerist to a T. Along with mediocre law school grades and insurmountable debt, she is slowly driving me towards the hangman's noose as surely as the sun sets in the West.
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On Until the Clothing Industry Gets Torrented, This Will Work
The premise that I think the bands that play the music I like are cool is deeply flawed. The premise that I would wear shirts letting other people know that I'm listening to them is just a double-down on this flawed thinking.
If you need me I'll be the one in the produce section of Ralphs wearing the Depeche Mode "Everything Counts (Live)" t-shirt that doesn't quite fit right.
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On The Ninth Circuit: "Lying on Social Media Websites Is Common" (and Not Criminal)
This opinion is not surprisingly written by cow porn enthusiast, Michael Lerner look-a-like, and computer enthusiast Chief Judge Alex Kozinski. He is a legal fame whore but his writing is usually better than your average stuffed robe.