On Wait, Is This Normcore?

"flibbertigibbets" makes the style guide?

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 3:49 pm 0

On Making The Grade

If only for the Quackdown pun.

Posted on March 12, 2014 at 11:24 am 0

On "The SoHo Of Midtown"

My favorite is the Spandex District, where on 38th St there is Spandex World and two other competitors that only sell spandex.

Posted on March 7, 2014 at 12:07 pm 1

On Meet The Awl

Awltimate Blogging Championship

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 6:58 pm 0

On Baby Bears Want To Get The Hell Out Of Houston Just Like Everyone Else

I know it's Houston and all, but 72 degrees and you need a fleece, reporter guy?

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 5:22 pm 1

On No We Are Not Joking About The Great Mind-Wasting Horror That Is The DMV

Did you consider the passport card? They're mainly for people who cross the Canadian border a lot, but anyone w/ a passport can get one for something like $25.

Posted on December 11, 2013 at 11:13 am 0

On Bagels, In Order


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On Conservative Government Brings Back Victorian Traditions To England

I thought you took gin and tonics for rickets.

Posted on October 24, 2013 at 11:45 am 2

On Why Did The Kangaroo Go To The Pharmacy?

Did he get a roofill?

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 1:10 pm 0

On Sharon Jones And The Dap-Kings, "Retreat!"

Only half joking. I bet this could be a great commercial tie-in w/ a few lyric changes.

Posted on October 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm 0