"flibbertigibbets" makes the style guide?
If only for the Quackdown pun.
My favorite is the Spandex District, where on 38th St there is Spandex World and two other competitors that only sell spandex.
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I know it's Houston and all, but 72 degrees and you need a fleece, reporter guy?
Did you consider the passport card? They're mainly for people who cross the Canadian border a lot, but anyone w/ a passport can get one for something like $25.
I thought you took gin and tonics for rickets.
Did he get a roofill?
Only half joking. I bet this could be a great commercial tie-in w/ a few lyric changes.