On The Threat Of Psychic Attacks! Heidi Julavits Explains It All To You
telling you this for years- the yanomami.
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On How To Bully Children
in the children's defense- Nevada City/Grass Valley is filled with freaky hobos.
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On How Long Do You Have to Live in Oakland Before Cops Shoot Your Whole Family?
california, my beloved home. where a celebrity would have to drive around in a car adorned with severed baby heads to get actual jail time, but where brown people are routinely gunned down.
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On 46 Things to Read and See for David Foster Wallace's 50th Birthday
i'll probably re-read the sun also rises.
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On A Drynuary Diary: Week Three, The Bargaining
hmm. i don't know. it's not the delicious taste of all my favorite boozes- the deep lucious shiraz or the potent tang of the porter. it's really the rush of joy that fills my soul when these god-given beverages fill every capilary with warmth. no dry-anything for me. i'm thristy.
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On The Great Netflix Freakout
(screams)
(frantically turns on tv and searches for gilligans island)
coconuts!!!!
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On The Great Netflix Freakout
@johnpseudonym - hmm. (turns off tv)
(goes outside)
(looks around)
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On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever
i hope my wife kills me so i never have to date again. i probably won't have to wait too long.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
this may be the biggest load of horseshit i've read all day. and i've read a lot of horseshit.