On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
I minored in 8.
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On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
I have a gun and Adderal. Would you take a traveler's check?
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On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
You nerds were making fun of me riding my bike through your precious cluster of buildings on the "other" side of campus because I was covered in oil crayon and carrying four pounds of John Milton. Now that I have a b.a. in reading (essentially), I can siphon off of the coffers of your tax dollars. Who's laughing now?
xo, well-read welfare queen
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On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
I'm happy to see that English made the list. Fuck all, I know that the starting salary for that is on point. Just enough to pay the rent, not enough to ever pay off the student loans that got you sailing thru mediocrity and upper lower class in the first place. Do not major in this unless you have a trust fund.
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On "TSA Employee" Is About To Become A Much More Entertaining Occupation
I love the part about how it's up to the TSA agent to delete the image after each passenger strolls through. I'd rather take the pat down thanks. It's a close to cheating as this married girl can get.
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On Old Man Who Was Once Little Boy Thrilled By "A-Team" Trailer
B.A. Barakas!
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On Some People Send Angry Emails!
I've been saying that about Kerouac for years. See also, Charles Bukowski, Henri Miller, etc. Drink, write crap, be sad, write more crap, ride on bus... Ugh, the boys who enjoy this tripe in this day in age should have signs around their necks "buyer (hey, ladies!) beware".
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On What's the Right Talking About Today? "THE JEWS ARE LESS THAN 3% OF THE POPULATION IN AMERICA BUT YET HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN POLITICAL POWER"
Awe, that is so damn cute! Believe in whatever you want sweetie, if that will make fate softer for you to handle. My asshole doesn't stink because I have some liberal satanists bleach it for me every Sunday.
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On What's the Right Talking About Today? "THE JEWS ARE LESS THAN 3% OF THE POPULATION IN AMERICA BUT YET HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN POLITICAL POWER"
"ARE THE JEWISH KIDS GOING TO DENTAL, LAW AND MEDICAL SCHOOLS WHILE THE CHRISTIANS FIGHT THEIR WAR?" Apparently this christian asshole was at war when the teacher went over basic grammar and punctuation.
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On Why Did Web Gross-Out Culture Die?
what about "Death by Horse Cock"?