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On Harvard '09ers To Graduate Into Steaming Pile Of NOTHINGNESS

I'd imagine that there are worse people to fuck than Lou Grant.

Posted on June 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm 0

On Cheney Grunted His Defense Of Torture To Congressional Leaders

What I found interesting about this story was that Cheney's name appeared nowhere on the CIA reports listing attendance at Congressional briefings -- reports offered as 'proof' that Pelosi had been fully briefed on waterboarding.

Then again, no one should be surprised that the CIA engages in deception. I mean, it is part of the job description, isn't it?

Posted on June 3, 2009 at 1:28 pm 0

On Boner-Inspiring Aussie Bigot Spreads Prejudice, Boners

Smoking hot racist? Can't decide if that's an oxymoron or just a moron.

Posted on May 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm 0

On Do I consider myself a hero? Yes. Yes I do.

Are you a pregnant 16-year-old? If so, I'm the nice lady that handed you the plastic bag.

Posted on May 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm 0

On Fox News: Fair, Balanced, and Super-Classy

And male -- don't forget that!

Posted on May 7, 2009 at 6:24 pm 0

On The 'V' Mag Mario Testino Swimsuit Issue

It's there to make sure she doesn't nibble on her stitches or lick herself bald.

Posted on May 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm 0

On Publishing Witches!

A "bling"-encrusted novel? Must be a a weighty tome.

Posted on May 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm 0

On You know you can't get enough of my "what I'm wearing" posts.

You could always wear a nice summer-weight kilt. Kilts and leg-hair are a match made in heaven. Or so they told us at my all-girl Catholic high school.

Posted on April 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm 0

On Mexicans Want To Eat Your Flesh

I'm thinking this would be a great time to get cheap flights to Mexico. Playa del Carmen, here I come! (Well, with a little vial of Tamiflu, of course.)

Posted on April 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm 0

On Crazy Like A Foxwoods

Foxwoods? Are you telling us that you were dating the Craigslist Killer?

Posted on April 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm 0