On A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

@City_Dater Yepppp, I had that same thought a second before I read your comment.

Posted on September 18, 2014 at 9:31 am 0

On An Hour Of Relaxing Music

Please keep adding to this, it's wonderful!

Posted on June 25, 2013 at 10:30 am 0

On Don't Trust Anyone To Tell You What Time It Is

(Nooooooo that Buffy episode scares the shit out of me!)

Posted on March 11, 2013 at 3:11 pm 2

On The Year In Internet Outrage

"Belly up to the nut bar"
Best phrase I've read in ages.

Posted on December 21, 2012 at 9:42 am 1

On How to Win the Nobel Prize in Literature

Ohhhh this totally made my night. Thank you, Jim Berhle. Thank you.

Posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:26 pm 0

On Oregon Burger Chain Apparently Trying To Discourage Customers From Overindulging

This post makes me a little bit homesick and a lot hungry.

Posted on May 18, 2010 at 11:29 pm 0

On Wow You Guys All Went To Lunch at the Same Time?

@ReginalTSquirge SHHH!!! Don't tell them our secret. Let Burgerville remain sacred.

Posted on April 7, 2010 at 10:55 pm 0

On The Food Junket Report: Burger King Unveils its New Broiler to Food Snobs

FOR REALS. I love Adblock Plus!

Posted on February 23, 2010 at 10:18 pm 0

On Initial Reaction To Scott Brown's Senate Victory In Massachusetts: An Imagined Monologue By The Republican Party

This is a pretty excellent use of a metaphor.

Posted on January 20, 2010 at 9:31 am 0

On Bizarre 'No Problem' Obsession Persists

I also hope to speak English fluently*.

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 8:59 pm 0