On The New Decemberists Album: It Contains 100% Less Raping
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On The New Decemberists Album: It Contains 100% Less Raping
Wow, I really need some underemployed, overeducated white people telling me what I can and can't listen to, and what I should and shouldn't like. This is so exciting!
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On Alice Wright: Webmistress and Coder Girl
Good god. The stench of general fat girl bullshit is overwhelming. Not pretty, honey. Not pretty at all. You never got over high school, huh?
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On How to Eat at Chipotle
@Polly Peachum: Why are you leaving so many negative-nelly comments about DELICIOUS BURRITOS?! Are you some kind of skinny bitch bitch or something? Shut up already. We get it, you hate chipotle and fat people. Go away.
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On How to Eat at Chipotle
WTF, Spain?
MEXICO. Burritos come from Mexico. Or Arizona or something.
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On 'Project Runway' Explained Completely and Finally
Oh! Truth!
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On The Fantasy of Girl World: Lady Nerds and Utopias
Girl Power Island. Right next to Knife Crime Island! Convenient!
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On 15 Bands I Will Probably Not See At CMJ This Year, Based Solely On Their Names
Don't listen to the others re: Care Bears on Fire. Interest in that band means one of two things, either you're a creepy Humbert Humbert type, or a tween girl. Tyler, you are neither of these things.
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On Random New Yorker: Candice Preau, Dating Expert
Maura! I thought of you the other day when I was watching the Cooking Channel, and they had a promo with laudatory quotes from such terribly important media outlets as examiner.com and some terrible mommy foodie blog. I realize maybe they were trying to seem Of The People, or whatever, but it makes them look like idiots, really.
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On The New Decemberists Album: It Contains 100% Less Raping
This isn't a review. This is demagoguery.