On Up Next: Giant Spiders
Made my day seeing somebody else who remembers that Devin Davis album! Even if you hid it in the tags. Great song.
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On My Unrealizable Postmodern Novel
@hman Watch Laurel and her husband renovate their beach house on Touby Shore. Next summer on Bravo.
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On You're Sad Because Your Cat Wants You To Die
@deepomega
"Why don't you ever want to play?
I'm tired of this piece of string.
You sleep as much as I do now
And you don't eat much of anything."
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On March Madne$$: The School Tuitions Of The NCAA Bracket
That pod in the South region consisting of Notre Dame, Xavier, Duke, and Lehigh is a kind of Group of Death of privilege.
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On Happy Crying Day
@turd_sandwich Arrange the stacks of criers properly and the hotel powers itself, hydroelectrically. A drain in each pod's floor collects the customer's tears and funnels them to a central turbine and generator. Charge extra for a post-cry bath in the Pool of Tears.
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On The 1% Fires Back! "I Am a Fat Cat, I’m Not Ashamed"!
@gregorg I think the reporter misheard the "fat cat," who was actually in his ranch dressing room. Floor-to-ceiling hutches, each holding a monogrammed porcelain dish filled to the brim with creamy whiteness.
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On Are You Smarter Than a Cab Driver?
Kind of a trick question, in that there is no intersection of Jerome & 163rd? The Yankee Stadium superblock goes from 161st to 164th.
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On Shall I Compare Thee to a Tournament Rose Dipped in Whipped Cream?
@Smitros That's it, sir, you're leaving. (The crackle of pig skin.)