On March Madne$$: The School Tuitions Of The NCAA Bracket
That pod in the South region consisting of Notre Dame, Xavier, Duke, and Lehigh is a kind of Group of Death of privilege.
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On Happy Crying Day
@turd_sandwich Arrange the stacks of criers properly and the hotel powers itself, hydroelectrically. A drain in each pod's floor collects the customer's tears and funnels them to a central turbine and generator. Charge extra for a post-cry bath in the Pool of Tears.
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On The 1% Fires Back! "I Am a Fat Cat, I’m Not Ashamed"!
@gregorg I think the reporter misheard the "fat cat," who was actually in his ranch dressing room. Floor-to-ceiling hutches, each holding a monogrammed porcelain dish filled to the brim with creamy whiteness.
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On Are You Smarter Than a Cab Driver?
Kind of a trick question, in that there is no intersection of Jerome & 163rd? The Yankee Stadium superblock goes from 161st to 164th.
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On Herman Cain Slogans from the Internet, In Order
@NominaStultorum Can someone who actually knows what they're talking about (not me) say how well the bilingual pun actually works? How close are the vowel sounds in "ken" and "Cain"?
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On Herman Cain Slogans from the Internet, In Order
@jfruh "כֵּן" (ken) is Hebrew for "yes," that's all.
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On Chainsaw Adorable
Does no one remember the Chainsaw Kittens?
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On Steve Jobs, Dead at 56
@HiredGoons: After those 3 days have passed, come with me, and we shall roll away the stone from the entrance of the Fifth Avenue Apple Store.
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On Yam Pedestrian
@liznieve Or a spudiatrist?