How in the hell did you move in with this girl when you have NOTHING IN COMMON?
P.S. Get over yourself, you breaking up will not be the end of her life.
I will take all the "boring" guys who like to talk about cable dramas all the time, you can keep your intellectual types.
Oh my sweet fucking Christ
Wow, I can't believe they botched the crime scene that badly and nobody declared a mistrial. There isn't enough actual proof either way to make a conviction, in my opinion. The only reason I am leaning towards MacDonald's version of events actually being true is because it's so crazy and specific. Isn't there an expression that's like, "It's so crazy it has to be true"?
On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
@City_Dater Teeth come separately: http://www.istudymedicine.com/anti-rape-condoms-for-women
Fun story called I inherited these books from a dead aunt. But I haven't read them yet. NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO. If I can remember where they are.
Me and my actual friends had an actual physical book about these boys that we knew over the internet from England, and it was pink, and called a "stalker book" and hilarious. I think they did eventually get it one day. Or at least saw it. They knew about it the whole time though.
She so needs to play that Shame game that was on The Hairpin yesterday. That would set her straight. Maybe.
Also omg yes Downton is amazing words cannot describe!!
I'm gonna say a Viennese Oyster is performing fellatio while doing the Viennese Waltz.
Also this article was hilarious, THE QUOTES OH GOD THE QUOTES ARE KILLING ME.