On Photos of Sara: The Fake Stalker and His Secret Tumblr
Me and my actual friends had an actual physical book about these boys that we knew over the internet from England, and it was pink, and called a "stalker book" and hilarious. I think they did eventually get it one day. Or at least saw it. They knew about it the whole time though.
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On 'Confessions of a Shopaholic': If Patricia Highsmith Wrote Chick Lit
She so needs to play that Shame game that was on The Hairpin yesterday. That would set her straight. Maybe.
Also omg yes Downton is amazing words cannot describe!!
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On 'The Joy Of Sex': The Original Hairy, Musky Edition
I'm gonna say a Viennese Oyster is performing fellatio while doing the Viennese Waltz.
Also this article was hilarious, THE QUOTES OH GOD THE QUOTES ARE KILLING ME.
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On 'Pet Sematary': A Reminder That Zombie Cats Make Terrible Pets
I only like the Gunslinger books, and then when I heard he put himself in them, I was like "oh hell no, that is something you save for the internet and don't charge people for."
In short, I don't really like Stephen King.
But I would have to say that Anne Rice is at least equally obsessed with dead children, for the obvious reason. Also incest, for reasons I am not too clear about.
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On And They Named It Dodgy Island
Yay Svalbard reminds me of His Dark Materials.
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On Baby v. House: Which Comes With The Better Stuff?
@iantenna I'm sorry I have been one of those people giving dirty looks. But it's mostly because I need a seat (wearing a big ol' orhopaedic boot yo). Also those things are way too big.
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On What Kind Of ‘I Don’t Own A TV’ People Do You Have In Your Life?
@Aloysius Right? PS3 Media server is a beautiful thing.
I mean OMG I BUY THE BIG CABLE PACKAGE IT IS $200 A MONTH.
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On 'Clan Of The Cave Bear': Neanderthal Fan Fic
Fun story called I inherited these books from a dead aunt. But I haven't read them yet. NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO. If I can remember where they are.