I am overly fond of Choire Sicha. That other one is okay too, I guess.
Ugh I'm so mad that I'm reading about bitcoins for the first time, after holding out for so long. Choire, this blood is on your hands.
@IBentMyWookie Who do you think upthumbed that!??!
@Pandemic Endemic I hate those things so fucking much I can't not swear when writing/talking/thinking about them—I've really worked VERY hard on the whole not-swearing thing in 2013 and done quite well at it, actually, but sweet cunt-licking Christ do I ever hate those God damned wheeled baskets.
@brilliantmistake And I like to think he went to Central Park and was pecked to death by overly aggressive pigeons seeking to appropriate his bounty. (I've decided to just go with the evil thoughts and not worry so much about them.)
I hope he died of dysentery from all the germs he transferred from his coat to that bread. (OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. WHY HAS THIS WHOLE FOODS MADE ME THINK SUCH EVIL THOUGHTS???)
Hey Johnny, you played a great game! And I really liked your article in the newspaper.
I know this is tremendously uncharitable, and I truly promise that I felt bad one split second after I thought it, but my immediate reaction when I saw the first photo of this ridiculous store/group of people/event that is A Thing In Our Lives Now was, "I hope the ceiling collapses."
Anyway. I figured if there was anyone out there who would understand, that person would probably be reading The Awl.
Cheer up, Choire—at least he didn't buy the falconry set from the Neiman's holiday catalogue!
BALK'S A TEETOTLER! CHOIRE IS A DOG PERSON! MARIA DOESN'T BELIEVE IN THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE! ABE IS FROM NAPA!
@Clarence Rosario I heard you don't even know how to boil water!