"Here - I got you this Maroon 5 CD."
Everything happens for a reason.
But what does Mr. Furley think about Benghazi?
Sleep is for losers.
The world would be a better place if middle aged white men got a good night's sleep
#5 covers way too many sins for this list to be credible.
By BadUncle on The Zip Code Is 50
No image of Mr. Zip?
By Captain Bringdown on American Cities I'd Prefer To See Get Blown Up In The Movies Instead of New York
If only there were an American city on the moon.
"The Awl's New Editor-In-Chief Is Going To Move To New York City"
"The two most boring things in the world to me are civic pride and civic rivalry" -- Louis CK: https://soundcloud.com/louisck/civic-pride-and-civic-rivalry