By IBentMyWookie on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
I don't know, I still think that sorority girl who wrote that awful letter has these guys beat...
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By hershmire on Massachusetts McDonald's Makes News
"But I spent four years at clown college!"
"That position has been filled already."
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By dado on Shut Up, It's Sixth Avenue
I was thinking just this the other day whilst strolling on Peter Jennings Way.
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By Dave Bry on My Dark Night Of The Sole
I thought this was going to be about falsely-labelled fish. (Same diff, I guess. And I probably would have enjoyed it just as much. Which is quite a bit.)
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By IBentMyWookie on Tabber Slammer Party Jammer
Tabber Benedict?
Sir, that is not a real person and I claim my five pounds.
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By IBentMyWookie on Roseanne v. Jamaica Kincaid, Round 403
I adore Roseanne to an extent that cannot be quantified, but her Twitter feed makes Courtney Love look like Hemingway.
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By camelface on Will God and the Founding Fathers Help Obama Stop Climate Change?
you seem smart
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By BadUncle on Did NASA Send This Ground Squirrel To Mars?
Why would they not tell us about it?
While official silence is usually proof of a conspiracy, I think there's a far more sinister reason, here. That's clearly a prairie dog outfitted with gills. And why hasn't the Navy ever commented on it's secret aqua-rodent program? Because the American public would never put up with the high mortality rate in creating these first-line defenders of our nation's strategic nut reserve.
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By C_Webb on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@Clarence Rosario "... and count to 8 million."