By KarenUhOh on Fall Preview

Enter Death, wearing shorts.

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 11:08 am 6

By Clarence Rosario on Recent White Apologies, Ranked

“The racist, classless views expressed by an ignorant group of individuals following Thursday’s game via digital media are in no way a reflection of anyone associated with the Bruins organization.” -- Bruins president Cam Neely

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 3:50 pm 3

By Clarence Rosario on Change Comes From Within Website

Get rid of commenter numbers at your own peril.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 2:07 pm 4

By BadUncle on I Miss Tokens

When you get that guv'mint-issued EZ-Pass barcode on your forehead, you can just breeze through the subway turnstiles to get your free abortions and cheese. All hail Natas!

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 10:36 am 1

By brilliantmistake on Moon Wants Attention

Wow, according to that article, the moon really hates jews.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 1:52 am 2

By KarenUhOh on How Do You Feel About Stationery?

Not once in my life have I felt I spelled it correctly.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 11:41 am 4

By BadUncle on Everything Still Terrible

Will Goop replace Highlights?

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm 2

By deepomega on Raymond Chandler, In Order

Lady in the Lake below Big Sleep? You're a monster and a cretin. Only one of these books ends with a CAR CRASH at a DAM under GUARD AGAINST THE AXIS, Balk, and it's not The Big Sleep.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 3:24 pm 2

By LondonLee on Big Words Bad, Gone Soon

The WSJ had to explain what 'fastidious' means? Jeeeesus.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 1:27 pm 2

By ejcsanfran on This Is As Better As It Gets

"Here - I got you this Maroon 5 CD."

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 11:53 am 7