On What Young Persons Just Out Of College Don't Necessarily Want To Just Read

That's ridiculous. How else will they learn about Beach Hair?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/fashion/beach-hair-is-riding-the-wave-skin-deep.html?pagewanted=all

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 12:00 pm 0

On Mister Softee Jingle Lyrics NOT An Incessant Stream Of Profanity, Apparently

Ha Ha Ha! The weekend weather forecast is bringing me down but this brought me great cheer.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 11:11 am 0

On The Reason Penguins Get Wingsnarked

It's been this way ever since Jimmy Carter deregulated the airlines.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 1:35 pm 0

On Why A News Portal Snapped Up A James Deen Furry Cosplay Gif Site

digital gentrification or genital digitization?

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 10:16 am 1

On What It's Like To Be Eaten By A Bear, Particularly If You Are A Camera

@sox Not nearly as awful as if it was being narrated by Werner Herzog.

Posted on May 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm 0

On It's Baby-Cloning Time!

Don't clone the good guys. More doofuses will improve my self-esteem.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 11:24 am 0

On Let's All Act Like We're Angry Today!

It's not 60! It's 53.5 and adjusted for windchill it's 12 below zero.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm 0

On People Who Died A Long Time Ago: Would They Dress Different Now?

Henry is looking terrific for the opening of The Tudor Library.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm 0

On Remember When We Fixed Iraq?

"Battle of Iraq." Yeah, that really caught on. Dipshit.

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 1:58 pm 0

On Fact That People Actually Concentrate On Performance At Concert Remarked Upon

Is this before or after Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear warhead?

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm 0