James Buchanan is trending on twitter.
I disagree with number 1 but applaud the list's breadth and diversity.
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Exactly 2 minutes! Nicely done.
Thatcher's getting this done!
Here's my American alternative. Cattle should ride motorcades and be picked off in Dealey Plaza.
Early Universe's original drummer died of radiation overdose.
For only one lung, he appears to have plenty of capacity in those facebook bong shots.
I'll spend my travel budget on nice luggage and stay home because travelling bores me.
Diaper crime is nothing to sniff it.
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I was conceived in a period of great darkness.