On Population Growing

But I've got this idea for an incredible one man show. Ha ha. No I don't.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 10:14 am 1

On Big Words Bad, Gone Soon

@brilliantmistake: College gifter dude's glasses were very bigaposterous.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On Enjoying Life Is The New Smoking

I picked the wrong week to cut back on legumes.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 1:58 pm 0

On Oh Boy, Snow

It's not the snow. It's the Instagrams.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 12:05 pm 0

On Patty Hearst Is 60

@KarenUhOh: Clearly the Citizen Kane of Surveillance Crime Thrillers.

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 2:11 pm 0

On The Awl Is Looking For A New Office

There's a McDonald's in Queens opening up some space. No elderlies please.

Posted on February 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm 2

On Argument Russian

I see Zach Galifanakas as the angry poetry admiring stabber and Jack Nicholson as the 67 year old prose admiring victim in the HBO drama film.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 4:10 pm 0

On An Oral History Of Gawker, By Reddit

@LolCait very reminiscent of the time.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 8:35 pm 0

On Mayor de Foldio Bows To Yappy Upper East Pride

I can't believe they haven't cleared the snowdrifts from Citibike stands. The anti-elitism is out of control.

Posted on January 23, 2014 at 11:27 am 1

On Do NOT Use An Umbrella For Snow, What Is WRONG With You?

I'm waiting for some mayoral direction on the issue. Two weeks ago he advised not to overload extension cords during the cold wave.

Posted on January 21, 2014 at 8:53 pm 0