I haven't trusted a Liverpudlian accent since Ringo stole my Treo.
Jesus, that was worse than Weiner.
The zookeeper seems pretty laid back himself. They should also find him a mate.
People get stupid when Mercury's in retrograde.
On Meat Shiny
Where do the candidates stand on glowing meat?
Early in the administration I owned a Toshiba laptop. It never worked out.
Berlusconi never objected.
Springtime syphilis is the worst.
I always keep a sweater at the office...and a Speedo in case the AC breaks.
This is why she hates telecommuting.