On The Awl Is Looking For A New Office

There's a McDonald's in Queens opening up some space. No elderlies please.

Posted on February 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm 2

On Argument Russian

I see Zach Galifanakas as the angry poetry admiring stabber and Jack Nicholson as the 67 year old prose admiring victim in the HBO drama film.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 4:10 pm 0

On An Oral History Of Gawker, By Reddit

@LolCait very reminiscent of the time.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 8:35 pm 0

On Mayor de Foldio Bows To Yappy Upper East Pride

I can't believe they haven't cleared the snowdrifts from Citibike stands. The anti-elitism is out of control.

Posted on January 23, 2014 at 11:27 am 1

On Do NOT Use An Umbrella For Snow, What Is WRONG With You?

I'm waiting for some mayoral direction on the issue. Two weeks ago he advised not to overload extension cords during the cold wave.

Posted on January 21, 2014 at 8:53 pm 0

On The Saddest Place To Masturbate In New Jersey

This reminds me of the time I was caught on the toilet with a copy of Arizona Highways.

Posted on January 18, 2014 at 3:19 pm 0

On Give Me A Fucking Break With How Cute These Baby Polar Bears Are I Mean Come On

Way cuter than the Brooklyn art punk trio.

Posted on January 15, 2014 at 10:32 am 0

On Mountain Goats Good At Not Dying

Didn't the same thing happen to one of Choire's cats?

Posted on December 10, 2013 at 3:36 pm 0

On 2013, In Order

Why can't pecans be a month?

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:50 pm 1

On Calendar Castigated For Accurately Depicting Horrible Mundanity Of Existence

Ooooh, I'd gladly exchange Covered Bridges of New Hampshire for this fine assemblage.

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 1:09 pm 0