@libmas She suffers from Inverted Personality Syndrome.
The countdown clocks let me knows exactly when my funds will disappear!
I pretend my yoga mat isn't filthy with ebola fungus. It's better that way.
@deepomega Nope, fellow worker, I read on.
"I was irate. In a place like Park Slope, it’s culturally insensitive."
And that's when I went straight to the comments.
But I've got this idea for an incredible one man show. Ha ha. No I don't.
@brilliantmistake: College gifter dude's glasses were very bigaposterous.
I picked the wrong week to cut back on legumes.
On Oh Boy, Snow
It's not the snow. It's the Instagrams.
@KarenUhOh: Clearly the Citizen Kane of Surveillance Crime Thrillers.