digital gentrification or genital digitization?
@sox Not nearly as awful as if it was being narrated by Werner Herzog.
Don't clone the good guys. More doofuses will improve my self-esteem.
It's not 60! It's 53.5 and adjusted for windchill it's 12 below zero.
Henry is looking terrific for the opening of The Tudor Library.
"Battle of Iraq." Yeah, that really caught on. Dipshit.
Is this before or after Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear warhead?
I'm a big fan of The Match Game. Should I include that on my resume?
USA! USA! Now where's my expresso?
James Buchanan is trending on twitter.