On You're Not A Doctor And Even If You Were You Would Still Suck

@libmas She suffers from Inverted Personality Syndrome.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 3:16 pm 2

On I Miss Tokens

The countdown clocks let me knows exactly when my funds will disappear!

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 11:20 am 0

On Don't Mention The Rats

I pretend my yoga mat isn't filthy with ebola fungus. It's better that way.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 11:21 am 0

On We Can't Spend Ourselves Rich Anymore

@deepomega Nope, fellow worker, I read on.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 12:16 pm 2

On This Week Is Almost Over, I Promise

"I was irate. In a place like Park Slope, it’s culturally insensitive."
And that's when I went straight to the comments.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:51 am 1

On Population Growing

But I've got this idea for an incredible one man show. Ha ha. No I don't.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 10:14 am 1

On Big Words Bad, Gone Soon

@brilliantmistake: College gifter dude's glasses were very bigaposterous.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On Enjoying Life Is The New Smoking

I picked the wrong week to cut back on legumes.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 1:58 pm 0

On Oh Boy, Snow

It's not the snow. It's the Instagrams.

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 12:05 pm 0

On Patty Hearst Is 60

@KarenUhOh: Clearly the Citizen Kane of Surveillance Crime Thrillers.

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 2:11 pm 0