On What It's Like To Be Eaten By A Bear, Particularly If You Are A Camera
@sox Not nearly as awful as if it was being narrated by Werner Herzog.
Posted on May 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm
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On It's Baby-Cloning Time!
Don't clone the good guys. More doofuses will improve my self-esteem.
Posted on May 16, 2013 at 11:24 am
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On Let's All Act Like We're Angry Today!
It's not 60! It's 53.5 and adjusted for windchill it's 12 below zero.
Posted on May 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm
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On People Who Died A Long Time Ago: Would They Dress Different Now?
Henry is looking terrific for the opening of The Tudor Library.
Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm
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On Remember When We Fixed Iraq?
"Battle of Iraq." Yeah, that really caught on. Dipshit.
Posted on May 1, 2013 at 1:58 pm
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On Fact That People Actually Concentrate On Performance At Concert Remarked Upon
Is this before or after Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear warhead?
Posted on April 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm
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On What's On Your Resume?
I'm a big fan of The Match Game. Should I include that on my resume?
Posted on April 26, 2013 at 4:43 pm
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On What Are The French Being Pretentious About Now?
USA! USA! Now where's my expresso?
Posted on April 24, 2013 at 1:53 pm
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On We're Starting To Forget Why We Hated The Man Who Broke America
James Buchanan is trending on twitter.
Posted on April 23, 2013 at 10:52 am
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On Why A News Portal Snapped Up A James Deen Furry Cosplay Gif Site
digital gentrification or genital digitization?