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On Why Chris Christie Will Not Run (Or Jog) For President in 2012

This is the video of Christie scolding a Star-Ledger columnist: http://videos.nj.com/star-ledger/2010/05/gov_christie_calls_s-l_columni.html

Posted on November 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm 0

On A Guide to Red Bank, New Jersey, for Jon Stewart

so has book pit. they were my RIP Red Bank locations.

Posted on May 20, 2010 at 8:50 am 0

On A Guide to Red Bank, New Jersey, for Jon Stewart

no Red Bank Diner? tsk tsk. what kind of former Red Bank rat are you Dave?

and let's not forget the Black Cat record shop or the Book Pit, located in the back of an eyeglass store with goth art crawling out of the walls. the only advertising to let you know where the Book Pit was was a sandwich board sign with a bat painted onto it. a fire chief didn't like having to pass by evidence of freakdom every day on his drive home, so Red Bank passed an ordinance to get it taken down.

Posted on May 19, 2010 at 3:27 pm 0

On Officer Dill In A Pickle, Suffers Window Pain

the bestest keansburg crime story ever is when a lady with an old grenade threatened to pull the pin if her deaf-blind pit bull wasn't returned to her. turns out her neighbor had power of attorney and had had the dog put down.

there was a stand-off for a couple hours until the police chief offered her $50 to give him the grenade. she said, "make it $100."

i loved covering that town.

Posted on October 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm 0

On Why They Hate Barack Obama

balk, i think i... i think i love you.

very well said.

Posted on September 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm 0