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On Old Man Explains That Things Were Better In His Day

Is Billy still dating Tila Tequila?

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm 0

On And How Did Your Holiday Weekend End?

Why wouldn't you just connect directly from the A to the G at Hoyt?

Posted on November 29, 2011 at 1:35 pm 0

On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All

You will always look 12 years older in a subway window reflection. It is a special kind of hell down there.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm 0

On 'Hollywood Wives': Shagging Movie Stars In Their Luxurious Mansions

How did 66,000 happen?? Is it something unexpected surprise's fault? Also, Jackie Collins YAY!

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 1:05 pm 0

On Judging the Cats (and People) of the Santa Monica Cat Show

thank you, this was THE BEST THING. Poor eye goo cats!

Posted on August 29, 2011 at 6:14 pm 0

On Brooklyn's Guide to Hurricane Preparedness

I love you.

Posted on August 26, 2011 at 11:26 am 0

On How To Not Die In A Plane Crash

This seems like a good place to ask if there's anything better than xanax for this particular phobia. Guess not, since everyone seems to be taking it for FOF. . . but anyone used something else? Klonopin, valium?

Posted on June 20, 2011 at 6:21 pm 0

On Let's Talk "Peyton Place": Abortions, Enemas And The Secret Sex Lives Of New Englanders

I can't remember anyone's name right at this moment, but: Do you think the outdoor sexy-time neighbors knew the old dead woman watched them? They must have if they kept up a regular performance schedule??

Posted on April 8, 2011 at 12:43 pm 0

On A Gallery of Misplaced Objects

srsly, paint swatch recs? ohplease?

Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:09 am 0