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By pissy elliott on Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

I am very interested at all of you saying that women's rooms are cleaner. I've had three jobs that included "terlit cleaning" in their description, and that is contrary to my experience. I assume people use the ladies' room for boning because it's all stalls.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:08 am 3

By Gef the Talking Mongoose on The End Of Comments


Alternate take : (cat gif)

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 11:06 am 6

By MisterHippity on Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash Wow, they had bumper stickers peeled off their cars, and honey dripped on their homes? That sounds pretty horrible all right.

I'm sure that intolerant straight people have never subjected any gay people to any abuse as horrible as THAT.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 9:55 pm 4

By Niko Bellic on Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash How do you expect people to take you seriously when you post such incoherent hateful drivel?

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 6:17 pm 2

By Kevin Knox on Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash Does the Heritage Foundation also keep a record of anti-gay vandalism and violence? Or anti-Obama vandalism and violence? Or anything else that doesn't fit neatly within their narrow worldview?

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm 2

By pissy elliott on Gays Assassinate CEO

@Kendall there is a fundamental difference between someone in a public position (a CEO is the public face of in this case, a charitably supported organization) being ousted for beliefs incongruous with the org's mission and sexual minorities being hounded for their private lives. if you can't see the difference, you are likely suffering from a common cognitive deficiency known as "heterosexuality"

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 1:53 pm 8

By abd5a171a8000000 on This Week Is Almost Over, I Promise

That's the bed bug theater BTW.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:50 am 1

By Nabonwe on How To Teach Creative Writing To Undergrads While Being A Feminist Harpy

@Mignon Kitsune Barnett@facebook Well aren't you charming.

Posted on March 18, 2014 at 2:41 pm 2

By saythatscool on Mt. Gox Topples

@BadUncle You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 10:52 am 1

By Ralph Haygood on Oh, The Dog Knows How You Feel

It isn't just that your dog *knows* how you feel, it's that your dog *cares* how you feel. Your cat may also know, but it may well not care. After all, you exist for its comfort and amusement, not the other way around, however comforting and amusing you may find it.

Posted on February 21, 2014 at 4:22 pm 1