I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
By saythatscool on Mt. Gox Topples
@BadUncle You'll get nothing and like it!
It isn't just that your dog *knows* how you feel, it's that your dog *cares* how you feel. Your cat may also know, but it may well not care. After all, you exist for its comfort and amusement, not the other way around, however comforting and amusing you may find it.
@Lockheed Ventura Oh fuck off. It's not the infrastructure that's funny. It's the spending $51 billion on it that's funny.
By karl on It's Friday, Drink Rye
If you're cheap like me, here's "the 6 Best Budget Ryes" http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2014/01/best-budget-rye-whiskey-affordable-rye-rittenhouse-overholt-pikesville-redemption-spirit-review-budget-bar.html?ref=title
I've never seen the word "limning" outside of the NY Times. They just made it up didn't they?
@jfruh Sorry, Josh, but Ender's Game is DEFINITELY not smart. It is a 10 page prologue fluffed out to a novel, written for children by a man who does not know what children sound like.
"denied reports Tuesday that he had a kinky 17-minute sex romp with a woman in the unisex bathroom"
"It was a ladies room, and it was 6 minutes of extremely vanilla intercourse"
By laurel on Let's Take A Break And Stare Passively At This Baby Panda Meeting Its Mom For The First Time
@petejayhawk Their increasingly urgent cries are wonderfully uplifting.
I'm touched, Dame Noonington, truly touched. Now feel free to STFU forever.
But nice guys finish last.