I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
I've never seen the word "limning" outside of the NY Times. They just made it up didn't they?
@jfruh Sorry, Josh, but Ender's Game is DEFINITELY not smart. It is a 10 page prologue fluffed out to a novel, written for children by a man who does not know what children sound like.
"denied reports Tuesday that he had a kinky 17-minute sex romp with a woman in the unisex bathroom"
"It was a ladies room, and it was 6 minutes of extremely vanilla intercourse"
By laurel on Let's Take A Break And Stare Passively At This Baby Panda Meeting Its Mom For The First Time
@petejayhawk Their increasingly urgent cries are wonderfully uplifting.
I'm touched, Dame Noonington, truly touched. Now feel free to STFU forever.
But nice guys finish last.
By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Do You Believe That God Created The Bunnies And The Clouds And The Skeletons With A Touch Of His Finger?
That wasn’t a metaphor, but it wasn’t fact either. It was something called a hypothesis.
That sound you hear is Karl Popper rising from his grave for the express purpose of strangling Virginia Heffernan.
Alternate take : I assume she also believes that pixies crafted her Google Glass and power it with happy moonbeams because she feels that "scientific explanations" are too "character-free".
That's actually the kind of talk you'd expect from the Governor of KY.
@deepomega : When you have a hatchet, every problem starts to look like a tree. In this case, possibly the Evil Dead tree.
@BadUncle There will be plenty of jobs retiring renegade clones. How are you at origami?