BadUncle
I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
On Smoke Pot Yourself Thin
Utterly counter-intuitive, until you think of Lee "Scratch" Perry, or King Tubby, or just about any dub artist.
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On Are Hugs Ruining Your Life? You're Not Alone
@messica What if you're boning them?
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On Are Hugs Ruining Your Life? You're Not Alone
That's not awkward. Awkward is running into your martial arts master on a sidewalk and bowing in public.
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On The Goats Care Not For Your Artisanal Wares
But how do they feel about swimming in a crafted stew of curry sauce?
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On Nerd Fracas Narrowly Avoided
What a great opportunity for someone dressed as an Ork, carrying a working battle ax.
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On What Every Teenager Knows
Yeah, every time I get kicked to the curb, I pick up Crime and Punishment.
Because I could have been Roskolnikoff / But mother nature ripped me off.
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On Gay People Just As Good At Playing Pretend As Straight People
I guess Neil Patrick Harris can keep his job.
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On Nerds Urged To Reconsider Object Of Nerdery
But where will it stop? Modern interpretations of Shakespeare? Americans as classical Greek heroes? People with less than 50% cyborg content portraying robots??
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On Music Good
The PC Richards whistle.