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BadUncle

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On Ugh, On Top Of Everything Else The Magnetic Field Is Gonna Flip Over Or Whatever?

What indeed will happen? I'm sure we'll be able to control the NSA with the fillings in our teeth.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 5:02 pm 0

On Camille Paglia Still Doing Her Camille Paglia Thing

There's no reason it shouldn't be lowered to the same age we entrust people to make life and death decisions with firearms, grenades and rockets, not to mention the vote. The only reason it was raised in so many states was because of drunk driving. I'd much rather raise the driving age, given the number of texting-related accidents.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 3:54 pm 1

On Easter In New York City

Where are the drunken Jesuscon pubcrawlers?

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 11:37 am 0

On Teaching To The Brand

See Chevron acquire market share. Acquire, Chevron, acquire!

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 11:16 am 1

On Remember Skywriting?

Frankly, I think this is Balk's roundabout way of selling advertising to cover the moon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeKH-N3mh0w

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 8:51 pm 0

On The Great Debeardening

It will only well-and-truly swing back when men have their necks waxed.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:48 am 0

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

Who doesn't dream of a Union Hall blumpkin?

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:47 am 1

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

@jolie "Cleaner?" Please. Not when women play hovercraft over toilet seats.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:44 am 1

On Dark Times For Dark Lord

@jolie Picture my response in animated gif format.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 3:57 pm 0

On Let's Briefly Mention That Unpleasant Thing That Happens Today

I'm in a post-check-writing stupor that I hope to replace with one made of liquor.

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 8:49 pm 0