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On Why Your Friends Are Fun

I'm frequently envious of people with personality disorders. They get all the sexy sex, and become CEOs.

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 8:12 pm 0

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash You do realize that First Amendment protections have nothing to do with workplace conduct, right? Unless Mozilla suddenly became Congress, and pressures on its CEO became "laws," you're spouting nonsense. Also, peeling bumper stickers doesn't even remotely equate with fag-bashing.

Posted on April 7, 2014 at 12:06 pm 1

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@lemmycaution Donation to a cause is more than simple "political belief" - it's powerful advocacy. And he was the CEO, which is more than just a "job" to take or lose. It's the public face of a corporation, and the chief salesman of its mission, values and product. That job defines the brand. And thus his public advocacy of a cause incongruous with that brand would have jeopardized Mozilla's business. They should never have elevated him to the position of Mr. Outside, in the first place. Also, he *quit* his job. He didn't lose it.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 3:46 pm 2

On Gays Assassinate CEO

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 3:45 pm 0

On Richard Thompson Is 65

His various versions of "Tear Stained Letter" are the only jam-bandish music ever worth hearing.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 5:11 pm 0

On Is Your Anxiety Medicine Making You Feel Anxious And Should You Be Worried About That?

And that's why I switched to narcotics.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm 1

On Feelings Had

My guess it became compulsory when the DMV went online.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 3:08 pm 0

On Everything Still Terrible

Will Goop replace Highlights?

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm 2

On Amazing Weekend For The Gays

There's no reason to show this kind of photo when NYC is suffering another "wintery mix." Please think of the children.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 1:14 pm 1

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

Unless this movie has either a credible biblical explanation post-deluvian genetic diversity or warriors fighting giant crabs, I'm not interested.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 11:19 am 1