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On Music Scene Finds a Way

Once was a punk bar in a DC alley that was a luncheonette by day. It was the wrong environment for another Fabulous Mabuhay Gardens. Still, for about a year, it was great. I watched my roommate laboriously hit on a girl, who vomited on his shoes.

Posted on August 14, 2014 at 1:19 am 0

On When a Housing Inspector Says It's Illegal to Keep a Bicycle in Your Garage

I'm surprised LA doesn't require a minimum number of cars per housing unit.

Posted on August 11, 2014 at 7:25 pm 0

On The Pedophiles Who Didn't Want to Hurt Children

@frannpak It seems abundantly clear Choire treated Luke's work with respect and solemnity. But most of this article was about the craft of journalism-in-dangerous-terrain. And journo-to-journo meta-conversations about the work don't need to be approached with kid gloves.

Posted on August 11, 2014 at 2:09 pm 4

On The Pedophiles Who Didn't Want to Hurt Children

@Jen@twitter You must be new here.

Posted on August 11, 2014 at 1:32 pm 5

On The Subway Train I Would Not Ride

This is why i take the People Mover.

Posted on August 3, 2014 at 12:53 am 0

On Symmetry Cruel

So, either existence precedes essence, or I stay on Lexapro.

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 12:10 pm 0

On 2015 Summer Movie Forecast: Desert Explosions With a Chance of Good

For me, the unsettling nature of the trailer is the big-budget beauty of a mythology growing out of low-fi, punk-rock Ozsploitation sci-fi campiness. This balances beautifully with an utter dearth of Mel Gibson, creating an artistic tension that will, one hopes, allow us to forget the word "Ozsploitation."

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 12:08 pm 1

On Man Vs. Word

By contrast, absorbing content through speed eating is a proven fact.

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:03 am 0

On "Freaky" Employed

They misspelled the history gland they're touching.

Posted on July 3, 2014 at 10:02 am 0

On Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

I'd never even heard of Hobby Lobby until this came down. More importantly, I didn't know you could buy a disembodied doll face, and now need a gross of them. Those thing are going on everything! Make everything creepy!

Posted on July 2, 2014 at 9:44 am 0