BadUncle
I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
On Nerds Urged To Reconsider Object Of Nerdery
But where will it stop? Modern interpretations of Shakespeare? Americans as classical Greek heroes? People with less than 50% cyborg content portraying robots??
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On Maybe It Won't Be The Machines That Kill Us After All
Deep Blue Mousehole just wasn't terrifying.
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On Flying Car Looks Like Something You'd Be Ashamed To Have Your Dad Pick You Up At The Mall In
Great. Now I won't have to just look both ways for jackasses driving and texting, but also overhead.
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On Lady Has Balcony Problem
I'd be too busy dumping hot barbecue briquets on my enemies to notice.
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On Some Thoughts On Batman's Penis
There’s some perfect size ratio out there for providing maximum sexual pleasure to the greatest amount of people
Are we saying that more than one citizen can slide down the Bat Pole at the same time?
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On Rooms Depressing
Grim, especially since NYC housing law in the late 19th century mandated windows and airshafts for tenements. Plus, fire laws? Are they even enforced?
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On Chicks Dig Musicians: Study
Waitaminute - I already got a dog, and I'm renting a baby. How many props does a guy need??
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On Case For Imitative Mediocrity Now Data-Driven
So Evil is the source of all Money?
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On Gay People Just As Good At Playing Pretend As Straight People
I guess Neil Patrick Harris can keep his job.