I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
I guess Neil Patrick Harris can keep his job.
But where will it stop? Modern interpretations of Shakespeare? Americans as classical Greek heroes? People with less than 50% cyborg content portraying robots??
Deep Blue Mousehole just wasn't terrifying.
Great. Now I won't have to just look both ways for jackasses driving and texting, but also overhead.
I'd be too busy dumping hot barbecue briquets on my enemies to notice.
There’s some perfect size ratio out there for providing maximum sexual pleasure to the greatest amount of people
Are we saying that more than one citizen can slide down the Bat Pole at the same time?
Grim, especially since NYC housing law in the late 19th century mandated windows and airshafts for tenements. Plus, fire laws? Are they even enforced?
Waitaminute - I already got a dog, and I'm renting a baby. How many props does a guy need??
Those words augur "jam band."
So Evil is the source of all Money?