I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."
And forever more, I'll get teary-eyed at the words "Quatre chamois!"
Why in the world would one deliberately evaporate alcohol from their cocktails??
With respect to parenting, biological age is not for men the concern it is for women. .
Not really the case. There's a biological clock with regard to aging sperm, given the very strong correlation between Old Dads and late onset schizophrenia, as well as broad-spectrum autism.
My bills are being weighted down with The Artists Handbook.
Why not rolls of Cottonelle, and wipe away two birds with one gastric stone.
Does this include beer? Because if it does, I, uh, forget what I was going to say.
I vote for Clive Thompson or Maura Johnston.
@deepomega Or a performance art project, like Ed Anger.
Say goodnight, Dick.
I'm hoping to launch a magazine to finally give voice to people who want to punch German journalists in the cock.