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BadUncle

BadUncle

I terrified of ear candles, love dogs and alcohol, and should get back to work. My secret ukulele name is "Hygrophorus."

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

I've always believed it to be a more interesting drink than people credit.
They do make for inspired projectile vomits. As for me, I only drink cocktails with two ingredients, and one of them is ice.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 5:50 pm 3

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

@SidAndFinancy I've heard it used on presumably liability-sensitive sitcoms. Or at least I think I might have, if it weren't for the roofies.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 5:49 pm 0

On Nerd Co-Workers So Awful That They Are Forced To Find Solace In Fantasies Of Crappy Sci-Fi Show

Sure, it's a great workplace, if you're not issued a red uniform. Then it's all Hortas and Gorns.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 11:26 am 0

On What Side Of Your Brain Are You Giving Cancer To?

And yet I still speak out of my ass on most subjects.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm 0

On Would You Like To Hear Some Jokes About The Freud Museum.

Suppressing the User Id.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 10:37 am 2

On Music Good

The PC Richards whistle.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 10:52 am 0

On It's Baby-Cloning Time!

When will they start cloning jobs?

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 10:04 am 1

On Smoke Pot Yourself Thin

Utterly counter-intuitive, until you think of Lee "Scratch" Perry, or King Tubby, or just about any dub artist.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 6:28 pm 0

On Are Hugs Ruining Your Life? You're Not Alone

@messica What if you're boning them?

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 1:26 pm 1

On Are Hugs Ruining Your Life? You're Not Alone

That's not awkward. Awkward is running into your martial arts master on a sidewalk and bowing in public.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 1:26 pm 0