On Ask Polly: Should I Make The First Move On My Dream Girl?
I LOVE THIS COLUMN!
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On Woman Waits One Sentence Before Mentioning Her TED Talk
My older sister taught me how to sit. She didn't want me to embarrass myself later in front of my friends.
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On Hopefully, Tightrope-Walking Bears Just Waiting For The Right Time To Push Oppressors Down
"Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey."
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On Hopefully, Tightrope-Walking Bears Just Waiting For The Right Time To Push Oppressors Down
Russian circuses also have bears on ice skates. Which led me to this article:
Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand
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On Huzzah, George Washington, Secret Basketcase And First President
I feel like 'huzzah' is really popular in middle school history classes.
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On What Was The First Thing You Shoplifted?
@highjump Ha yeah I think they had my photo just at the one store, but I was too paranoid to go to any other. Fear tactics can work pretty well on teenagers.
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On What Was The First Thing You Shoplifted?
I still get a little panicky when I walk through stores' detectors.
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On What Was The First Thing You Shoplifted?
I got caught taking a hat from Urban Outfitters when I was a teenager and was banned from the store for three years. I was devastated, but luckily by the time the three years passed I realized how terrible their stuff is and I've never really gone back.
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On Ask Polly: Is He Crazy, Or Am I?
@beatrice Thank you for "flaggerbasted." It's so great.
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On Ask Polly: I Am 40. Will I Be Alone Forever?
Upper lip hair - SHE'S AWARE AND SHE DON'T CARE