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On The Horrible Ramadan Servant Exodus

while looking up sobriquet i wandered into cockney whatnot and found that

cobbler's awls = balls (!) no say. appropriate?

in cockney of course

a character named hugh jampton is a play on "huge (h)ampton" cuz "hampton wick" is cockney for "prick" so the character's name actually means big dick (evidently the sanitizers/censors didn't catch that one)

how fun is that?
so now
bugger off wanker/s...
?

spoonerism/s anyone?

pig latin?

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 2:09 am 0

On Public Apology: Dear G-d

guilty as charged. i think. therefore...?

so am i humbly admitting my fault of imperfect understanding

or arrogantly proclaiming my intellectual prowess?
Both?
d'oh!
Feeling stupid? (where's the comment thread about that again?)
would some scotch help?
or French champagne? (someone (a chef with a new restaurant around here in the hinterlands) gave me a bottle for returning his (girlfriend's?) missing purse that was laying in the road the other night) thankyouverymuchyoulookmaaavelous!
cheers (ev ree body nose ur name)

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 1:24 am 0

On Public Apology: Dear G-d

tee hee lol
touche

nice zinger
'sweet'

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 1:15 am 0

On Awl Readers Are The Best Readers On The Internets

sorry what is going on monday that encourages/requires fasting? i checked the web and i'm not seeing it/getting it. i know. ignoramus living in a fishbowl cave or whatever...

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 1:05 am 0

On Awl Readers Are The Best Readers On The Internets

lol

'cept on March 17th...?

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 12:58 am 0

On Awl Readers Are The Best Readers On The Internets

um, ima catholic who dated a jewish/christian guy who may have been caught somewhere in between the two or not (mom jewish, refuses involvement unless he practices or feigns to, dad Christian not sure if he attends church regularly or not...they're divorced, she remarried, but widowed now). anyway, he and i went to church and shul/synagogue. i appreciated both. i feel christianity and judaism are linked anyway and i understand how those who don't think so feel. i didn't know about the abuse of Jews on Good Friday in Europe (& elsewhere?) before, but it is mentioned in Pope John Paul II's book (i forget which one now) where he mentions his boyhood friend Jerzy Kluger (i hope i spelled that right) anyway i was very unfamiliar with actual Shabbat services, but a rabbi and a priest around here have been doing some interfaith things like going to the Holocaust Museum and visiting Israel with members of their congregations, pulpit exchanges, a world premier of an oratorio about the holocaust, I believe a Dave Brubeck concert kicked things off years ago... very blessed and enriching. united we stand...

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 12:56 am 0

On Awl Readers Are The Best Readers On The Internets

it's actually pretty mellow: officially no meat and only one big meal & two smaller ones on Ash Wednesday & Good Friday and no meat on the (6?)Fridays of Lent in between, but traditionally Friday has been a meatless day all year. I don't know how much sacrifice eating fish instead really is since so many fish frys or fish bakes are not that cheap although proceeds often go to worthy causes. Vegetarian is good. I know some folks who do bread and water several days a week like M, W, F - I have done that in the past. I think fasting is helpful in some ways. I have also discovered between jobs that I like the dollar menu burger as much if not more than the more expensive/regular burger. I believe the idea is to 'crucify the flesh' more and exercise one's spiritual side by doing without some pleasure now and then for a purpose. discipline. self control. amen? practice makes perfect... ask any guitarist about finger callouses... use em or lose em... right DRA?

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 12:41 am 0

On Awl Readers Are The Best Readers On The Internets

um, i believe misplaced blame is going on there jp
intolerance kills. vigilante-ism kills. psychosis kills.

blaming theists - mono or otherwise - is exaggeration imhho. many theists would not hurt a flea. many have vowed to lay down their life for another. please stop slamming folks who believe something sacred/supernatural. thank you.

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Posted on October 1, 2009 at 12:28 am 0

On Long Player with D.R. Adams: Q-Bert (*&%$#)

Did someone say Sunday Mass? I am among friends.

laterbye...got an adoration chapel shift

say what?

www.therealpresence.org

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Posted on September 25, 2009 at 12:52 am 0

On Long Player with D.R. Adams: Q-Bert (*&%$#)

rah rah

Posted on September 25, 2009 at 12:49 am 0