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On The Saddest Blowjob Story Ever

That's how I refer to blowjobs.

Would you like a ride to the Borgata?

C'mere, honey, give me a ride to the Borgata.

After I hike the Appalachian Trail, I think I'm going to get a ride to the Borgata.

Posted on October 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm 0

On Anderson Cooper Against Sarah Palin's Insane Spokeswoman Meg Stapleton

Also: Literal head scratching.

Posted on July 4, 2009 at 10:16 am 0

On Anderson Cooper Against Sarah Palin's Insane Spokeswoman Meg Stapleton

Took me a minute to get over the shock over the similar diction and syntax of Sarah's spox. Didn't realize there was anyone who could ramble as good as Palin.

Thrilled to know that Palin has "no plans for anything in particular at this point in time." What a great leader!

Posted on July 4, 2009 at 10:10 am 0

On Can Smokin' Hot Sarah Palin Beat Smokin' Cigarettes Barack Obama In A Footrace?

Somebody explain please why they all look photoshopped... in the obvious my-head-but-not-my-body way...

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 12:56 pm 0

On Reporting!

Because it's a sin to use Twitter to find sources? I don't get it. Not like he's mining a j-school listserve for anecdotal examples. Did he do a Google search and look through archives and call around? Probably. So what if he asked on Twitter too? You never know where you'll get something good.

@sauer - Yes. They are only going to write one story on this, and OMG can you believe the TIMES is doing a story examining MEDIA COVERAGE? If only I had thought of this myself. I coulda been a blogger.

Posted on June 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm 0

On TMZ and Michael Jackson: The World Won't Listen

Many papers, though, proclaimed the death sourcing TMZ - something I don't know if I've seen before. Reporting a rumor by sourcing the potentially untrustworthy publication? Gets you off the hook, I suppose, if that source is wrong.

I think this broke a certain barrier for papers that might have normally waited for their own reporters - or AP, CNN, etc - to confirm something. You didn't see papers doing this with the Edwards love child story, for example.

Why did papers go with the story backed by TMZ's source?

SEO. You want to be first and get the keywords up there with a picture. The positives of that outweigh the negatives of sourcing TMZ, so the thought goes now.

Posted on June 26, 2009 at 11:56 am 0

On The Market Sucked, But Not For Everyone Who Got Out

Well, duh, like Jake said:
it had nothing to do with ken lewis. the rally was on borrowed time already. it had everything to do with options expirations last friday. i mean, look at SLG - it rose 50% in one week and then today drops 25%. the rally of the last week was about inflicting some pain on the shorts.

And what Tom said:
This is the shorts weaving their magic. Anyone with half a brain would be far away from banks at this point. If there remains a doubt, read BAC's nitwitted description of the reason for the gains. When you have a board that allows this sort of public explanation of performance, they deserve to tank.

Obvs.

Posted on April 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm 0