I feel like 20 years ago, the roving typist would have read as more weirdo/squatter than hipster?
Either way, good on you for coming up with a creative way to make money when you couldn't find a job, and sorry a bunch of internet gangsters made fun of you. I hope you learned a valuable lesson -- never, ever read internet comments. Not even this one. Seriously, stop.
Ohhhh, sheep urine.
@Icknae PREGNANT WITH SPIDERRRRRRRRS
If you read past "Once a month I get together with half a dozen moms from Park Slope and Carroll Gardens," YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF.
Archery counselors are the best! The one at my summer camp put pictures from Tiger Beat on the targets, and we had to shoot at the New Kids on the Block. Also, he sold weed to Blues Traveler when they were in Vermont.
@PineapplePrincess I remember those days! Luckily, I lived in NYC, where we had 99X -- which I think got most of their stock from the Merc.
"Michelob Ultra... was delicious."
@petey Yeah, it's weird. Every time a white person complains about white gentrification in Brooklyn, I suggest they move to Newark, Birmingham, or Jackson, MS. And they look at me like I'm crazy!