On I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

I feel like 20 years ago, the roving typist would have read as more weirdo/squatter than hipster?

Either way, good on you for coming up with a creative way to make money when you couldn't find a job, and sorry a bunch of internet gangsters made fun of you. I hope you learned a valuable lesson -- never, ever read internet comments. Not even this one. Seriously, stop.

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On Paper, In Order


Posted on August 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm 1

On Hideous Birth Control Methods Through The Ages

Ohhhh, sheep urine.

Posted on August 15, 2012 at 3:55 pm 1

On The 40-Year-Old Reversion


Posted on July 10, 2012 at 10:11 pm 0

On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

If you read past "Once a month I get together with half a dozen moms from Park Slope and Carroll Gardens," YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm 10

On Terrible Summer Camp Counselors We've Known (And Been)

Archery counselors are the best! The one at my summer camp put pictures from Tiger Beat on the targets, and we had to shoot at the New Kids on the Block. Also, he sold weed to Blues Traveler when they were in Vermont.

Posted on June 29, 2012 at 3:23 pm 1

On A Tale Of Two Tennis Shirts

@PineapplePrincess I remember those days! Luckily, I lived in NYC, where we had 99X -- which I think got most of their stock from the Merc.

Posted on June 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm 0

On Drinking While Pregnant

"Michelob Ultra... was delicious."


Posted on June 22, 2012 at 1:40 pm 4

On Tortoises Divorce

Turtle recoil.

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 10:40 pm 0

On The Two Brooklyn Neighborhoods That Got White Almost Overnight

@petey Yeah, it's weird. Every time a white person complains about white gentrification in Brooklyn, I suggest they move to Newark, Birmingham, or Jackson, MS. And they look at me like I'm crazy!

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm 1