Ohhhh, sheep urine.
Ha -- the "J House" is an old Howard Johnson's, so ewwwwww, and good luck getting into a country club in Greenwich, ladies -- most of them require that you be a dude to join.
Oh god, my Greenwich is showing.
@Icknae PREGNANT WITH SPIDERRRRRRRRS
If you read past "Once a month I get together with half a dozen moms from Park Slope and Carroll Gardens," YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF.
Archery counselors are the best! The one at my summer camp put pictures from Tiger Beat on the targets, and we had to shoot at the New Kids on the Block. Also, he sold weed to Blues Traveler when they were in Vermont.
@PineapplePrincess I remember those days! Luckily, I lived in NYC, where we had 99X -- which I think got most of their stock from the Merc.
"Michelob Ultra... was delicious."
@petey Yeah, it's weird. Every time a white person complains about white gentrification in Brooklyn, I suggest they move to Newark, Birmingham, or Jackson, MS. And they look at me like I'm crazy!