On Hideous Birth Control Methods Through The Ages
Ohhhh, sheep urine.
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On The Sad Single Ladies On The New Haven Line
Ha -- the "J House" is an old Howard Johnson's, so ewwwwww, and good luck getting into a country club in Greenwich, ladies -- most of them require that you be a dude to join.
Oh god, my Greenwich is showing.
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On The 40-Year-Old Reversion
@Icknae PREGNANT WITH SPIDERRRRRRRRS
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On The 40-Year-Old Reversion
If you read past "Once a month I get together with half a dozen moms from Park Slope and Carroll Gardens," YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF.
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On Terrible Summer Camp Counselors We've Known (And Been)
Archery counselors are the best! The one at my summer camp put pictures from Tiger Beat on the targets, and we had to shoot at the New Kids on the Block. Also, he sold weed to Blues Traveler when they were in Vermont.
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On A Tale Of Two Tennis Shirts
@PineapplePrincess I remember those days! Luckily, I lived in NYC, where we had 99X -- which I think got most of their stock from the Merc.
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On Drinking While Pregnant
"Michelob Ultra... was delicious."
WHAAAAAAT
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On The Two Brooklyn Neighborhoods That Got White Almost Overnight
@petey Yeah, it's weird. Every time a white person complains about white gentrification in Brooklyn, I suggest they move to Newark, Birmingham, or Jackson, MS. And they look at me like I'm crazy!
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On Paper, In Order
PICKWICK, SON