So I'll drink to the wonder while I wander. If there are gods they must be drunk.
I had to renew my passport a few weeks ago. The cost was insane. I would say pauperization is appropriately used.
It's wafer thin!
No one will ever fill the void in my heart that was Silvio Berlusconi.
The bris ceremony now evokes a whole new, terrifying image.
Wake me up when there is some knife crime.
It really won't take a lot of effort for me to be better in 2012. There is nowhere to go but up.
The current three- and four-blade razors don't match the old double-edged razors in price and quality of shaves. Gillette and Schick are producing substandard products just to get more of your money. Occupy the Bathroom.
China isn't going to settle for those basic, lazy crop circles. They're going to do one better.
Regis and Kelly haven't mentioned this so I don't care. Ooh, a Larry King story!