hockeymom
I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
On What We Say To Ourselves When We're Out Walking
Pretty sure the cops are going to ask for all the recordings related to Guy #2 at some point in the near future.
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On Steven Soderbergh Bypasses Medium To Publish Novella On Twitter
That is one short chapter.
Lazy ass.
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On Parents Are Aliens From Space
Wow. Really good. I think your mom knows how you feel, though it wouldn't kill you to remind her:)
And here is a tiny, personal bit of over-sharing about a recent, random, mid-afternoon glass of wine with the author and my 12 yr.
My daughter thinks the sun rises and sets on MHKC, that you are "the only person who can talk to moms and kids THE SAME. I totally relate to her. You're a good mom, but Mary HK is would be a GREAT mom because she gets it. You only get it like 30 percent. Maybe 40."
Your mom did a good job with you.
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On Song Referenced
Shiny, happy, people, holding six fantasy sports spreadsheets.
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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@City_Dater And at the end of the day, isn't that really everyone's plan?
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On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30
@areaderwrites Joanie?
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On What To Take For Existential Aches
Not sure about the validity of this study....what kind of people judge hockey riots "harshly"?
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On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30
I was in Sellery Hall at Madison, when Joanie from Racine came down and made us listen to the song. Stephanie said it sucked and that Joe Jackson was way better. I didn't say anything because I had only ever listened to Springsteen. But I remember that conversation so well....we were all sitting on the floor eating popcorn, listening to music.
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On "Misfits of Science": The 80s TV Show That Only Courteney Cox Survived
@GailPink He married Olivia Hussey AND Dorothy Hamill (not at the same time).
Which is kind of amazing.