I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.

On The Data Thinks You're Weird

@Smitros That's just poor writing.

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 8:39 pm 1

On Bear Saved

@KarenUhOh Ha!

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 8:38 pm 0

On Are Cyborg Identity Politics Destroying YOUR Favorite Restaurant?

@hockeymom It was supposed to be Segway is bigger than Can-Am Spider is bigger than Google Glass. But the little "greater than" sign somehow triggered an automatic edit. WHAT IS HAPPENING? Drones?

Posted on May 23, 2014 at 2:50 pm 1

On Are Cyborg Identity Politics Destroying YOUR Favorite Restaurant?

How many Google Glass users are there? Sincere question....I have no idea.

In my mind it's like this:
Google Glass

Posted on May 23, 2014 at 2:48 pm 0

On Summer Fashion Foreboding

I want Choire's thoughts on this.

Posted on May 13, 2014 at 1:09 pm 0

On Let's Call It 'Apple Privilege'

Until Apple can build an iPhone that isn't rendered useless once you drop it from a height of two feet, I don't really care what the fanboys think. Maybe they can take a lesson from the headphones and build a product that doesn't require you to treat it like a Faberge egg.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 2:36 pm 2

On Do You Know Where Your Teens Are? (They're Swarming John Green)

I am about to read the damn book so I can bond with my 13yr old. Every single book she buys is about dead/dying/probably-going-to-die/teens. WHY CAN'T THESE AUTHORS JUST WRITE ABOUT GIRLS GETTING THEIR PERIODS LIKE THEY DID WHEN I WAS A KID?

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 1:38 pm 0

On Journalists Cowed

Thank you for letting me know that there's no reason whatsoever for me to check Facebook today.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm 2

On How to Write

Love this.
My 13 year old said "I have 5-thousand followers on Tumblr. You don't even have a Tumblr mom, so are you even a real writer?".

I definitely need to up my Harry Styles fanfic game.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 12:56 pm 1

On Intrepreneurial Disrupters Zig Towards Taco Innovation

Who started the "disrupter-as-a-title" craze. I really don't like that person.

Posted on April 24, 2014 at 3:12 pm 1