I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.

On All That We Have Foreseen Has Come To Pass In Brooklyn

@Beagle Finnbar is actually their pug.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 1:18 pm 4

On Big Words Bad, Gone Soon

@Lockheed Ventura As does President Palin.

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 1:08 pm 0

On How To Write The Perfect Listicle

8-year old Cooper sounds like a blast (I'm sure adult Cooper is also fun).

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 7:27 pm 0

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

@Gef the Talking Mongoose I am weirdly fascinated by the small one-Kourtney. She is affectless. It's almost to the point where I wonder if she might be a secret serial killer. (But yea, Khloe is the most interesting and sort of "real". And I base this on VERY few viewings of the show, so don't judge).

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm 0

On Wait, You Have A Lot Going On In Your Life Too?

I am frightened that Balk and I are kept up late in the night, worrying about the same things.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 1:04 pm 2

On Murder In Los Angeles

All of this is very sad, but the final footnote about the "General Hospital" fan club is what finally did me in.

Posted on March 18, 2014 at 5:59 pm 3

On 2014 March Madne$$: The School Tuitions Of The NCAA Bracket

@Abe Sauer Not to mention those of us who are basing our kid's college education on The Awl bracket.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 2:38 pm 2

On Who Makes The Nazi Dinners?

"Jon Boorom, a member of WWII Historical Re-enactment Society Inc. and owner of the Lakeville Barbers, says he was at the December event depicted in the photo, which he likened to "a Star Trek convention but for WWII enthusiasts."

Just the kind of man you'd trust with a razor and your neck.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 2:35 pm 1

On Disbelief Registered

But did they ever find the shoes?

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:48 pm 0

On The Briton Hadden Mausoleum Rotisserie

Portland...bunch of posers.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 11:57 am 0