I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
@ejcsanfran What about salt ON blueberry?
I guessed Miley, followed by Lohan and I WAS WRONG.
"Demand for pink so far outstripping yellow by two to one."
I really wish I hadn't clicked on Viral Nova. Actual headlines:
"Her Husband Is Dead and She's Keeping a Painful Secret From The Person Closest To Her."
(My guess: Urinary Infection)
"I Don't Think I've Ever Cried This Hard. And It Was Just A 15 Year Old Boy's Words That Did It."
(My guess: He told the author he ran over the family dog)
"I've Seen Lots of Farms and NOTHING Comes Close To This One. I Want to Visit So Bad."
(My guess: They grow nude supermodels)
"This Dog Was Alone At Death's Door. Everyone Ignored Her...Until This Happened."
(My guess: Someone opened the damn door)
On Man Divisive
AKA, the vegetable my mom used to stick all the left overs in, throw some cayenne pepper on the top and call it "gourmet night"?
One million thumbs down on stuffed bell peppers. AND THANKS, SAM SIFTON, FOR BRINGING UP HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I'D BURIED FOREVER.
What did you do with Balk?
It's hard to pick a side in this one.
@jfruh I think he's also a world-class troll.
I blame the moon.
"Xanax in a bottle?"
I'll have what she's having.