I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
By whizz_dumb on Meet The Awl
Hey Moon, thought you were out of the woods huh? You're still in the cross hairs mutherfucker.
By cinetrix on Meet The Awl
Congrats, gentlemen. (Hell, I figured if the other low-number folks were coming out of the woodwork, I should, too.)
If by "sane" you mean "shrewd," that'd be the distant rumble of an oncoming election you hear beneath their feet.
Jennifer Lawrence wasn't available?
Bing Crosby owns that song. Also, it's a family tradition to play Bing Crosby Christmas songs and then my dad will do a great impression of Bing saying things like "Hey kids, Merry Christmas, now go outside and cut a switch I can beat you with." It's a great way to keep the spirit of the season.
@hockeymom There is no possible way Bing Crosby is not in the top three. It's science.
@hockeymom I see no way that drugs were *not* involved in the making of a playlist consisting of 50 versions of the same song.
@KarenUhOh I have a hard time believing that any liquor in Balk's immediate vicinity has a chance to get old.
Iiiiii never meant to cause you trouble/Iiiiii never meant to leave you vulnerable to a wide and ever-shifting range of code exploits
GOOD WORK EVERYONE WE ERASED IT FROM THE TIMESTREAM