I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
Two or three weeks into dating my now husband, I found out I had an HPV infection. I was incredibly embarrassed, since it was the legacy of condom-less one night stand that I had had two months earlier, before meeting him. I was sure this would ruin everything: I needed to tell this wonderful new boyfriend that we should wait to have sex until the infection cleared. He was uncomfortable when I told him, but he didn't run. He told me that he was, in fact, a mid-twenties virgin, and was therefore, OK with waiting a couple more weeks to have sex. He had been super embarrassed about his inexperience, I had been super embarrassed about my previous sex life. I then also explained, by way of explaining why I was the kind of person that had condom-less one night stands, that I had been in therapy for anxiety and low self esteem. So within a month of dating, it was all out there: I had an STD, I was seeing a shrink, he was a virgin and insecure about sex in general. It should have been a recipe for disaster, but we really, really liked each other. The vulnerability, honesty, and uncomfortable talks we had in the first couple months of dating helped us to have genuine intimacy later on. Our flaws were not incompatibilities, they were just us being imperfect humans. Like you (and Polly) I probably would have tried to keep playing the put-together chill-lady super-woman card for as long as possible, but maybe its a good thing that my hand was forced.
Will Goop replace Highlights?
of COURSE that picture is on zoe lister-jones' instagram. A+ all around, everybody.
Finnbar is 32.
@hockeymom : Khloe did say to one of the contestants, and I quote,"I honestly want to skin you alive and wear your body" so it may be a whole SERIAL KILLER FAMILY (!!!)
Alternate take : Their dad does give off a sort of Leatherface vibe, but that may just be his leathery face.
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By whizz_dumb on Meet The Awl
Hey Moon, thought you were out of the woods huh? You're still in the cross hairs mutherfucker.
By cinetrix on Meet The Awl
Congrats, gentlemen. (Hell, I figured if the other low-number folks were coming out of the woodwork, I should, too.)
If by "sane" you mean "shrewd," that'd be the distant rumble of an oncoming election you hear beneath their feet.