I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
Rob Ford has so much work to do to catch up with this guy.
I can not quibble with your first two choices.
But Bing Crosby behind Amy Grant?
ARE YOU HIGH?
The position of mayor of Toronto also seems like a good fit. I believe this applicant has all the necessary qualifications. Please forward your resume to the country of Canada.
I scored 55% which means I'm a non-twee goy?
On Parents Pull Kids From School To Protest Barbara Ehrenreich, Eric Schlosser, Bill Ayers and Justin Bieber
Report from the front lines:
Our school district adopted this program this year. The first test was on Washington Irving's, "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" . My 13yr old (not a terrific reader) was in tears because she couldn't get through it. They used the original text and if you read it, it is pretty challenging. So, she took the test and came home with an F. I freaked (much like Arne Duncan described), emailed the teacher, asked if my kid should get a tutor, if she was going to fail middle school, and basically carried on as if our lives were over. I got a very nice email back telling me to calm the hell down, and that all parents should be patient. I got the impression it was a form letter, but in any case, I calmed the hell down. PRIVILEGE ALERT.
The result is, she is now at a B-, she's read a variety of authors including Poe, Langston Hughes and Guy de Maupassant. And, she's into it. She actually went to our bookshelf and looked to see if we had any of the authors at home.
I don't know if it's a good program or a bad program. I can only report that my child is interested in reading for the first time, so that's a win in my book. Also, I've been monitoring her closely for brainwashing and as far as I can tell, unless the message is "One Direction is better than The Beatles", there is no apparent brainwashing. However, if Common Core IS a front for 1D, they are more evil than anyone realizes.
@Clarence Rosario Sadly, I moved out of the midwest to a large city on the coast and my cheese habit moved with me:(
First, I have never heard of Medium.
And I'm OK with that because if it's anything like that other website you talked about with the bad headlines (What Your Dog Is Thinking RIGHT NOW and Why You Should Panic), I can't have it in my brain.
Second, since you are offering advice and help...I really need to know how to stop eating cheese all the time. I am the Rob Ford of cheese. Suggestions?
@jfruh When you think about it, does anything REALLY exist?
Felix Potvin* does not suck, however.
(though Patrick Roy may beg to differ).
*the catlike, Felix Potvin
Is Sponge Bob a nautical artist?