On The Man Who Makes Money Publishing Your Nude Pics

@Amasa Amos i don't think that his statement qualifies as sounding "kind of" shitty. he is shitty. UGH.

Posted on November 10, 2011 at 4:26 pm 1

On A Joyful & Malicious History Of 'Schadenfreude'

fuck you, lady, that's what stairs are for.

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm 1

On 'Hollywood Wives': Shagging Movie Stars In Their Luxurious Mansions

chain-smoking-vodka-swilling-bigamously-married grandmothers with trashier books are the best kind. i miss my gramma jess so much.

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm 0

On Shut Up, Long Island


Posted on August 31, 2011 at 4:15 pm 0

On Laura Dern Is Our Only Hope For Bringing David Lynch Back

the thought of a new laura dern / david lynch collaboration has got me hotter than georgia asphalt.

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 4:12 pm 3

On Drawing Old

$50 says michele bachmann tries to say this was proof of early liberals trying to kill christmas.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm 2

On Remembering "I'll Remember [Theme from 'With Honors']"

@HeyThatsMyBike live to tell wins.

Posted on August 15, 2011 at 4:18 pm 0

On 'Pet Sematary': A Reminder That Zombie Cats Make Terrible Pets

i remember having nightmares from the movie when the kid says, "i wanna play with youuuuuu, mommy." ::shudder::

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 11:30 am 1

On How to Deal with Enormous Dying Bugs in Your Apartment

@zidaane no, no. that's for my dead bug pyrotechnic show. totally different.

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 12:53 pm 1

On Well, This Happened

sex for a coldplay album? why? so you can weep after?

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 12:51 pm 2