On What Kind Of ‘I Don’t Own A TV’ People Do You Have In Your Life?
@Daniel.CLS But you are aware there's an invention called the television and on this invention, they show shows?
I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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On At The Multiplex: Some Movie Pitches For Hollywood!
For about 20 seconds, I got really excited about the Pancake movie and then I remembered I was reading The Hairpin and that movie was not really happening. Fuck.
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On Movies Written or Directed by John Hughes, in Order
@Flashman "This isn't bullshit, this is a Persian missile, Chip."
I watched that movie at least 50 times growing up. I wore that VHS out.
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On Movies Written or Directed by John Hughes, in Order
I love John Hughes. His classic 80's movies were the soundtrack to my childhood. With that said, what is this "Maid in Manhattan" bullshit? Flubber? Really? I could have gone my whole life without knowing he was responsible for some of the movies on this list.
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On How To Not Die In A Plane Crash
I kick ass on airplanes. I count the number of seats between myself and the emergency exits so I can still find them in a smoke-filled cabin. I study how to open them - some you push out, some you have to bring in and place on the seats. Some have the slip-n-slides and some don't. I've also read the Worst Case Scenario Handbook for good measure.
I doubt I'll ever be in a plane crash, but if I am, I'll eagerly prove my survival skills to the clueless masses burying their noses in the Sky Mall during the safety demonstration and enjoying the $7 cocktails.
You want me on your plane. Unless I fall asleep listening to my audio book. Then you're on your own.
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On What Kind Of ‘I Don’t Own A TV’ People Do You Have In Your Life?
@Daniel.CLS I was just teasing you with a quote from Pulp Fiction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTAh_ih8oCA At 2:00.