@Alex Balk I guess that would explain the completely baffling placement of raw onions above grilled onions, YOU MONSTER
Bacon and avocado are the foundation of any legit chopped salad. The rest is just noise.
Now that is some top-notch ass-kissing right there. An ass-kissticle.
I'd have fired you too. However legitimate your gripe with the non-tippers, calling out your company's customers on twitter just screams "fire me." If you think you're too good for the food service industry, that's fine, but don't expect anyone to do anything less than fire you for acting like it on the job.
@Anarcissie well played
On Ban Drake
The Foreigner reference was implied, but sadly it went right over Smith's head.
Gives new meaning to the line "hurry up with my damn croissants."
1. Grow a bouffant
2. Dye it blue
3. Take this act on the road as The Real-Life Simpsons
Couldn't be much worse than your current shitty existence, right? You're welcome.
This is what we call a distinction without a difference.