On The Economics of Plugged Leaks


Posted on September 15, 2014 at 3:46 pm 0

On Brooklyn's New Colonial Frontier

At least we'll be able to look forward to the inevitable outbreak of smallpox.

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 3:49 pm 1

On Memes and Misogynoir

Long, thoughtful and important pieces of writing in the week before Labor Day? Where the hell am I?!

Posted on August 28, 2014 at 1:49 pm 2

On The Last Ever Song of the Summer

I was hoping the Robyn/Royksopp collaboraion "Do It Again" would catch fire this summer, but unfortunately nobody else wanted to jump on this bandwagon:


Posted on August 4, 2014 at 11:31 am 0

On What Was Money, Part Infinity

Is this one of those "15 Cats Who Think Their Poo Don't Stink" that I read about at the top of theawl.com?

Posted on June 10, 2014 at 3:31 pm 0

On Death to Negronis

Negronis and suit jackets with shorts?

Jeez, fellas. You don't have to cover ALL the greatest hits on day one.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 1:02 pm 1

On "Porn Star" Colby Keller Gives Away His Instagram; Fans Concerned, Amused, Deflated

I can think of a few things I'd like him to give me.

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 12:45 pm 0

On How To Not Barf

If you grew up in NYC through high school and didn't master the ol' "puke between subway cars" trick, you either didn't have much of a life, or you had a life but went through it puking inside subway cars and everyone hated you.

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 1:31 pm 0

On Population Growing

@Clarence Rosario It's actually all automatically generated by the despairum ipsum machine.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 1:02 pm 2

On Population Growing

Tell me more about this lunch place that only charges $13 for a salad...

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 1:02 pm 2