At least we'll be able to look forward to the inevitable outbreak of smallpox.
Long, thoughtful and important pieces of writing in the week before Labor Day? Where the hell am I?!
I was hoping the Robyn/Royksopp collaboraion "Do It Again" would catch fire this summer, but unfortunately nobody else wanted to jump on this bandwagon:
Is this one of those "15 Cats Who Think Their Poo Don't Stink" that I read about at the top of theawl.com?
Negronis and suit jackets with shorts?
Jeez, fellas. You don't have to cover ALL the greatest hits on day one.
I can think of a few things I'd like him to give me.
If you grew up in NYC through high school and didn't master the ol' "puke between subway cars" trick, you either didn't have much of a life, or you had a life but went through it puking inside subway cars and everyone hated you.
@Clarence Rosario It's actually all automatically generated by the despairum ipsum machine.
Tell me more about this lunch place that only charges $13 for a salad...