On President Endorses States' Rights
Man. Liberals. We are so lucky we didn't get the President we truly deserve.
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On What if Obama Does a Full-Reverse on Gay Marriage Today?
Whatever happens, let's be sure to get our hopes up unrealistically high in advance and then be really angry with him when he doesn't do exactly what we fantasized he'd do.
In other words, CARRY ON
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On Fine, Kids, Call Your Mom Five Times a Day!
@C_Webb Seriously. If I had kids in college and they called me for non-emergency reasons more than once a week I'd kick them off the family phone plan (and maybe block their numbers).
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On How Did the Recession Completely Avoid Office Rampage Killings?
I assume it's because people inclined to do that sort of thing now get it out of their system during high school.
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On Killer Mildly Regretful
@Ham Snadwich There you go again, committing another murder. Silly Ham Snadwich. Will you ever learn?
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On Killer Mildly Regretful
@Ham Snadwich Don't you just hate it when that happens?
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On 17 Better Names for the Color of the New NYC Taxi Cabs than "Apple Green"
Separate but equal green
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On Popular Memes Combined For Internet Video
Clicking "play" on this video should take you directly to some dark corner of Thought Catalog where a Lana Del Ray song auto-plays at full volume and can't be turned off.
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On Someone Please Help Kurt Andersen Off The Floor
@Gef the Talking Mongoose If we're going to be pedantic, it's "MoMA"
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
Well, there's always Que--sorry, I can't even.