@secretlystephie I'm not even from St. Louis and I know that it can only be St. Louis. That's how much you people talk about high school.
Maybe this approximates apple pie if you're one of those suckers who uses canned filling, but I don't see how it could come close to a real apple pie. I mean, the inside is just mush, right?
And prices are much lower outside of the cities. Where I live, a pack of Pall Malls goes for about $3.50, and packs as low as $2.25 aren't hard to find (although they're probably hard to smoke). Living in middle America ain't all bad.