On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

Jesus, I hope I die young.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 2:00 pm 7

On If You Are Reading This The Sun Has Not Killed Us All (Yet)

Should've been you, Moon.

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 9:06 am 1

On Girls Teach Rest Of Population To Talk

I thought kids were using the word 'daft' a lot at the high school I work at until I actually listened to hallway conversations. Turns they're saying 'DAF' an acronym for 'Down As Fuck.' They're all daft.

Posted on February 28, 2012 at 3:38 pm 0

On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today

If my school bus went over 40 mph it would explode.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm 2

On Justin Bieber Makes McDonald's Commercial Look Like Pure, Undiluted Hip-Hop

We're all ignoring that apron Bieber is wearing? I mean, I can't, but I will.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 11:49 am 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

@Bobby Womack I agree with your basic point about the inconsistency of YouTube hits leading to piles of cash for record companies and more ugly hoodies for Kreayshawn, but moving records and filling venues isn't part of the game for artists releasing their first single. A million aint what it used to be, and this could all be an investment in the Young Women Rappers that are delightfully breaking out.

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm 0