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On New Trends In Hip-Hop: Two Blunts At Once

This post reminds me of the time a college friend of Connecticut patrician origin told me "grape Swishers are the biggest thing to happen to blunts in a long time, man. Just based on all the wrappers left on the sidewalk."

Posted on March 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm 0

On Gayest Fashion Sentence Ever

The Mighty Boosh beat Mr. Foxley to the designer patch game: http://video.adultswim.com/the-mighty-boosh/elite-elbow-patch-selection.html

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm 0

On Rich Man's Rant About Internet as Xerox Machine 25% Correct

Rich Man's Rant About Internet As Xerox Machine Largely Lifted From Earlier Rant About Internet as Xerox Machine http://www.harpers.org/archive/2010/12/hbc-90007861

Posted on March 13, 2012 at 9:45 am 1

On Gordon Voidwell, "XO Boyfriend"

Also produced "Puerto Rican Cousins," maybe my fav Das Racist track

Posted on March 6, 2012 at 11:08 am 0

On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today

I grew up in a Jersey 'burb with a pretty diverse mix of friends. When I went to visit my Jewish grandmother in South Carolina, the only people we ever met were other Jews since social life there remained totally segregated. As a result, I thought South Carolina was the most Jewish place in the world and New Jersey had only a handful of Jews.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm 2

On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today

I thought that if you kicked someone's butt too hard, it would pop like a balloon.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:23 pm 2

On When I'm Watching My TV And The Band Comes On To Tell Me How Delicious My Breakfast Cereal Can Be

Does this make me feel better or worse about seeking out advertorial work?

Posted on December 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm 0

On It Is For A Variety Of Reasons That October Is So Totally Awesome

I'm only a mouth breather because seasonal change gives me constant colds, making it impossible to breathe through my nose.

The fact that I'm an idiot is coincidental.

Posted on October 3, 2011 at 2:43 pm 0

On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

The Self-Employed

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:41 pm 1

On A Q&A With Jon Langford Of The Mekons

Jon Langford is the most charming guy I've ever seen on stage.

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 3:52 pm 0