On 'Pet Sematary': A Reminder That Zombie Cats Make Terrible Pets
"Had he ever met a cat? I have a cat, and I love her, but any idiot could tell you that the battle between good and evil rages between her ears every single day, and one would have to assume that exposure, however slight, to the forces of death, would tip the balance fairly decidedly towards Evil."
Truer words were never spoken.
Also, though, JOHN IRVING is, I think, much more obsessed. But I haven't read any King in a longish time. I'll have to reread this.
But more importantly, Nicole Cliffe, I want to read your thesis. Maybe *especially* because Marjorie Garber hated it?
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On The Secret to Not Wearing Socks with Shoes
@BadUncle foot panties! i love it! i will use it! (and my foot panties will show all the time, too, @jolie...but it's better than blisters.)
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On Why Emma Watson Really Left Brown
I love you so much for this right now. I mean that in the most academic way possible. You don't even know.
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On Cheap, Cheerful Flowers For Your Next Party
Same concept for wedding arrangements, right? Short? Lovely? Can I really get away with not spending five million dollars at a florist?