It's amazing how early 20th Century American stereotypes about immigrants turned out to be a great investing strategy. Shiftless mediterraneans, etc.
Give David Shapiro $1M to start a hedge fund. Balk could be your Macro strategist.
Watching middle aged couples (who just showed up because of a positive NPR review) have a screaming argument with a 20-year old bro in a cardigan the second after the credits roll is totally worth the price of a five hour nap.
She is EXACTLY like those lady cashiers at Walmart that got fucked by the Supreme Court.
If you having an eating disorder replace #20 with a packet of gum and #1-19 with more booze.
One day we will look back on unforseen wireless device radiation with great fondness...
Keira Knightley is doing her best Rachel Weisz
This just in: Ellen Page has been revealed as a 25 year old Canadian man named Michael Cera
I bet someone is perfecting a free resume disqualifying cloud service at Google HQ right now.
I demand the "the whale song"