On What We'd Do With $15.5 Million in Funding
Give David Shapiro $1M to start a hedge fund. Balk could be your Macro strategist.
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On The 'Tree of Life' "No Refunds" Sign
Watching middle aged couples (who just showed up because of a positive NPR review) have a screaming argument with a 20-year old bro in a cardigan the second after the credits roll is totally worth the price of a five hour nap.
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On Film Reviews as Advocacy: the 'Times' on 'Bad Teacher'
She is EXACTLY like those lady cashiers at Walmart that got fucked by the Supreme Court.
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On Bar Food, In Order
If you having an eating disorder replace #20 with a packet of gum and #1-19 with more booze.
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On When Not To Text
One day we will look back on unforseen wireless device radiation with great fondness...
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On Sexy Viggo v. Fassbender Cronenberg Sexy Time: The Sexy Movie
Keira Knightley is doing her best Rachel Weisz
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On I Enjoy Being A Lesbian
This just in: Ellen Page has been revealed as a 25 year old Canadian man named Michael Cera
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On There Will Never Ever Be Jobs Again
I bet someone is perfecting a free resume disqualifying cloud service at Google HQ right now.
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On Pearl Jam Songs, 1991-1996, In Order
I demand the "the whale song"
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On Greece Totally Hosed, Smokey
It's amazing how early 20th Century American stereotypes about immigrants turned out to be a great investing strategy. Shiftless mediterraneans, etc.