@orejitasmiamor I met a very drunk man a few months ago who tried to order a vodka redbull for himself and "something girly and blue" for his date. He ended up with a blue curacao vodka redbull.
@rural14 if you were French you'd only have sex with your spouse when you're away from your Parisian lover.
I shared this with my office and it took ten minutes of us debating what pitch was for the New Zealander to interfere and tell us all our theories were completely wrong.
The real problem I discovered this morning is that it can't even smoothly move text between two different Word documents.
Augusta? Oh girl, I'm so sorry.
@omitofo I read it post-college and it did not make me glad to have gone to a large Southern public university at all.
The Pearl plum vodka in the picture is the beeeeeeeeest with lemonade, but it's like $6 cheaper down here. I hope that means I can get all the bottom shelf liquor discussed for less too.