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On Jonathan Richman Is _60_

Hopefully he is still dancing like this, in lesbian bars.
http://youtu.be/XjFU98mEem4

Posted on May 17, 2011 at 9:58 am 0

On Six Writers Tell All About Covers and Blurbs

What would happen if the cover didn't say 'a novel'? Would purchasers try to eat the thing?

Posted on April 7, 2011 at 11:40 am 0

On January Without Alcohol: Two Thirsty People Explain

Everybody knows you do this in February. It's the shortest month!

Plus, if you live in Australia (you are welcome Jolie, it is good wine) everybody knows that January is the summer party month that comes after that other summer party month but with less family expectation and no commitments or events to attend (ie the good summer party month).

Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:25 am 0

On I Just Deposited a Check in My Bank Using My Phone???

This sounds, er, convenient. No... wait, what, I'm sorry? Cheques?! Who the hell uses cheques? I've never owned a chequebook and have recieved cheques only from my grandparents, at christmas. That is how old fashioned they are. Truly, why are the banks trying to modernise something so antiquated?

Posted on December 23, 2010 at 12:07 am 0

On The Awl Is Seeking A Managing Editor

Man, the only requirement for the job that I am able to fill is the ability to work in half-time, common-time and occaisionally double-time.

Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:59 pm 0

On Nearly 100 People Choose Their #1 Album of 2010

It's because he mumbles.

Posted on December 10, 2010 at 5:20 pm 0

On Nearly 100 People Choose Their #1 Album of 2010

Hell yeah to Sufjan Stevens Age of Adz, Joanna Newsom Have on on me, Beach House Teen Dream.
But what about these albums?!
Harlem : Hippies
Antony and the Johnsons : Swanlights (seriously no-one chose this and 35 people chose Kanye?)
Best Coast : Crazy for You
The Besnard Lakes : Are the Roaring Night

Posted on December 10, 2010 at 9:32 am 1

On We're Thankful We're Off Today

Great. Now not only do I have to contend with a serious time difference... but everyone has taken the day off. Do you actually expect me to work, undistracted?

Hmmm, anyway happy yesterday to awl!

Posted on November 25, 2010 at 11:52 pm 0

On Gay Vultures Separated

Apparently what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander... oh sorry, I meant penguin/vulture... birds!

Posted on November 24, 2010 at 5:37 am 0

On Mom's Apple Pie With Vodka

Tell me about it. I actually googled 'when is thanksgiving?' in order to make this pie on the correct day. On discovering it wasn't on a weekend (really?!) I have postponed pie making plans.

That, and it is 30 degrees out so baking sounds unpleasant.

Posted on November 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm 0