Taking care of business.
Hopefully he is still dancing like this, in lesbian bars.
What would happen if the cover didn't say 'a novel'? Would purchasers try to eat the thing?
Everybody knows you do this in February. It's the shortest month!
Plus, if you live in Australia (you are welcome Jolie, it is good wine) everybody knows that January is the summer party month that comes after that other summer party month but with less family expectation and no commitments or events to attend (ie the good summer party month).
This sounds, er, convenient. No... wait, what, I'm sorry? Cheques?! Who the hell uses cheques? I've never owned a chequebook and have recieved cheques only from my grandparents, at christmas. That is how old fashioned they are. Truly, why are the banks trying to modernise something so antiquated?
Man, the only requirement for the job that I am able to fill is the ability to work in half-time, common-time and occaisionally double-time.
It's because he mumbles.
Hell yeah to Sufjan Stevens Age of Adz, Joanna Newsom Have on on me, Beach House Teen Dream.
But what about these albums?!
Harlem : Hippies
Antony and the Johnsons : Swanlights (seriously no-one chose this and 35 people chose Kanye?)
Best Coast : Crazy for You
The Besnard Lakes : Are the Roaring Night
Great. Now not only do I have to contend with a serious time difference... but everyone has taken the day off. Do you actually expect me to work, undistracted?
Hmmm, anyway happy yesterday to awl!
Apparently what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander... oh sorry, I meant penguin/vulture... birds!
Tell me about it. I actually googled 'when is thanksgiving?' in order to make this pie on the correct day. On discovering it wasn't on a weekend (really?!) I have postponed pie making plans.
That, and it is 30 degrees out so baking sounds unpleasant.