On Long Live The Working-Class Hunk
@Bittersweet : Concur. Let's start a picket line outside Marvel Studios HQ or something. I'll make the signs, you bring the empty oil drum for a bonfire.
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On Long Live The Working-Class Hunk
@werewolfbarmitzvah: FOR REAL. Over here it is all Renner, all the time. Oh em eff gee, etc.
@ Charlotte Flax : I'm with you. Maybe he's really nice or whatever, but ehhhhh. Does absolutely nothing for me. I understand he's occasionally like, emoting and stuff now -- but I've only seen him in GI Joe and honestly? I've got sock puppets more animated than that.
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
@NotAndersonCooper : Who doesn't love seeing the words "uterus" and "crust" used in conjunction?
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
I always wondered why I turned upside down whenever I tried to swim in the ocean.
On the plus side, synchronized swimming lifts would get a LOT easier if they switched to saltwater pools.
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On "Hiii, Mr. Cartoon!" An Appreciation Of Local Kid Shows Past
@tde : Fist-bump from neighboring Ironton.
OH MY GOD, BEEPER. Or, as I thought of him, Horror Bear.
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On If the Olympics Has Taught Us Anything, It's...
@BadUncle : Dan Savage would tell him to relax that death grip and mix it up a bit, lest his tumescent floral arrangement stop responding to anything short of a chokehold.
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On If the Olympics Has Taught Us Anything, It's...
@IBentMyWookie : RIGHT? Geez.
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On Go Ahead, Blue Yourself
@boyofdestiny : I would totally drink blue milk unironically, probably before heading out to pick up some power converters.
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On Girl Powder: A Cultural History Of Love's Baby Soft
@Claire Zulkey : The original Oscar de la Renta. Which, though I'd never wear today (ew, powdery floral), I still kinda like the smell of.