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On The Problem With Relying on a Machine to Eat All Your Garbage

I cannot even imagine wanting an automatic trash can. Wouldn't it stay open too long and let stinks out? Wouldn't it open even when you didn't want it too, just by walking past it, and let stinks out?

But I do have that very same Simple Human butterfly-top model he replaced it with - for three years or so now? - and it is indeed ACES.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 2:09 am 0

On The Problem With Relying on a Machine to Eat All Your Garbage

@greenonions : This is simultaneously revolting and hilaaaaarious. And makes me glad I don't have cats.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 2:06 am 0

On Girl Powder: A Cultural History Of Love's Baby Soft

@Claire Zulkey : The original Oscar de la Renta. Which, though I'd never wear today (ew, powdery floral), I still kinda like the smell of.

Posted on March 5, 2013 at 3:35 pm 0

On Long Live The Working-Class Hunk

@Bittersweet : Concur. Let's start a picket line outside Marvel Studios HQ or something. I'll make the signs, you bring the empty oil drum for a bonfire.

Posted on August 24, 2012 at 11:37 pm 1

On Long Live The Working-Class Hunk

@werewolfbarmitzvah: FOR REAL. Over here it is all Renner, all the time. Oh em eff gee, etc.

@ Charlotte Flax : I'm with you. Maybe he's really nice or whatever, but ehhhhh. Does absolutely nothing for me. I understand he's occasionally like, emoting and stuff now -- but I've only seen him in GI Joe and honestly? I've got sock puppets more animated than that.

Posted on August 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm 0

On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape

@NotAndersonCooper : Who doesn't love seeing the words "uterus" and "crust" used in conjunction?

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm 3

On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape

I always wondered why I turned upside down whenever I tried to swim in the ocean.

On the plus side, synchronized swimming lifts would get a LOT easier if they switched to saltwater pools.

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm 2

On "Hiii, Mr. Cartoon!" An Appreciation Of Local Kid Shows Past

@tde : Fist-bump from neighboring Ironton.

OH MY GOD, BEEPER. Or, as I thought of him, Horror Bear.

Posted on August 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm 0

On If the Olympics Has Taught Us Anything, It's...

@BadUncle : Dan Savage would tell him to relax that death grip and mix it up a bit, lest his tumescent floral arrangement stop responding to anything short of a chokehold.

Posted on August 7, 2012 at 5:59 pm 0

On Hookie

I find these curiously adorable. Is that weird?

Posted on August 7, 2012 at 5:18 pm 0