@whizz_dumb I think you're safe for now, I called every Mr. Dumb in the city none of them could explain what an Awl is for.
BREAKING: "Choire Sicha" is actually New York City resident Choire Sicha. DOXXED
Hey, isn't that a pain chocolat in the photo?
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Speaking of treating us like numbers, right now I'm seeing ads for Rick Snyder and Sotheby's International Realty so some algorithm somewhere is clearly going haywire.
I heard they were setting up this cool residency program for public masturbators.
Only the elderly read anything but the beginning and end of an Atlantic longread, and their sensibilities are quite delicate.
Pretty sure I am definitely this friend to some people.
@Ryan Bradley@facebook hey if we're going to needlessly ruin thousands of lives at least we're doing it in the cheapest, shabbiest way possible.
So you're saying... the system works?
I have a friend who HATES heist movies. Once we tricked him into going to see The Inside Man by telling him it was a romantic comedy (we even made up a sketch of the plot). Unfortunately, after we arrived at the theater we realized it didn't open until the next day.