On How To Order A Croissant

Hey, isn't that a pain chocolat in the photo?

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 4:46 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

Speaking of treating us like numbers, right now I'm seeing ads for Rick Snyder and Sotheby's International Realty so some algorithm somewhere is clearly going haywire.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 11:12 am 0

On The E Train: A Colloquy

I heard they were setting up this cool residency program for public masturbators.

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 5:27 pm 2

On Frats Nightmarish

Only the elderly read anything but the beginning and end of an Atlantic longread, and their sensibilities are quite delicate.

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 9:41 am 0

On Man Opinionated

Pretty sure I am definitely this friend to some people.

Posted on February 18, 2014 at 11:49 am 0

On Brooklyn Night Court

@Ryan Bradley@facebook hey if we're going to needlessly ruin thousands of lives at least we're doing it in the cheapest, shabbiest way possible.

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 5:57 pm 0

On Brooklyn Night Court

So you're saying... the system works?

Posted on February 12, 2014 at 5:20 pm 0

On What America Needs Now Is A Successful Television Heist Show

I have a friend who HATES heist movies. Once we tricked him into going to see The Inside Man by telling him it was a romantic comedy (we even made up a sketch of the plot). Unfortunately, after we arrived at the theater we realized it didn't open until the next day.

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 1:40 pm 1

On Arguments For Expropriation

Many economic historians believe the reason for relatively high social mobility and wages in medieval England was the labor shortage caused by the Black Plague. Just putting that out there.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 11:36 am 0

On Only Movie That Matters In 2014 Gets American Release

You have a guy named Dan now and he didn't post this? Shame on you.

Posted on February 3, 2014 at 5:26 pm 0