On Where Is The Follow-Up To 'Eureka Street'?

Whoa! You guys. My favorite book I think. (Duh.) Chapter 11 is perfect.

Posted on June 2, 2011 at 4:31 pm 1

On The Barack Obama NCAA Bracket: What Does It Say About The President?

Karma? Nah dawg. Abe will back me up here:

Walker is trying to cut public school funding — UW-Madison included — and he went to Marquette. Karma is the opposite. It's basically the Badgers winning it all, and there being a windfall of some kind as a result, and Bo Ryan refusing to let his team take down the nets while telling a stunned Jim Nantz, "Only total fucking dipshits climb a ladder to make cuts." Then Jordan Taylor winks and runs for governor.

Posted on March 16, 2011 at 6:25 pm 0

On Wisconsequences: What Happened This Week and What's Next (Up First: the Voter ID Bill)

Furrealz. The protest-sign makers should have fun with this douche.


Posted on March 11, 2011 at 3:29 pm 0

On XL: Designer, Inshallah Clothing Company

brand that would speak positively about my religion

Off to a bad start choosing the name "Inshallah," though. I have always heard it used annoyingly.

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 6:42 pm 0

On Sarah Palin Mocked By Simple Facts Of Her Own Career

Actually, she said "a result of he not having much experience."

She has no idea this is wrong.

Posted on August 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm 0

On The Way We Quit Internships Now: With a Bang


This is not going to work. After last week, I can no longer in good conscience stay at The Awl. I do not see how presenting things without comment and embedding local news bear videos from other websites will improve my ability to make bar graphs. Oh ha-ha, Cho -- "bar grafs." Good one. You knew what I meant. I quit.

Good luck monetizing your precious in-joke tent.

P.S. I have taken Cat hostage.

Posted on August 2, 2010 at 10:51 am 0

On A Brief History of Kanye West's Twitter

*as ares

Posted on July 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm 0

On I Don't Think The Word "Humble" Means What Diddy Thinks It Means

Me three: It was weak. And how bizarre that Dre would say that. Piece to my dome-piece, I would actually choose literally any other Puff single of that era and/or the beat from that Dr. Pepper ad last year that became an Amerie song.

Posted on July 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm 0

On Kanye Rocks Facebook HQ A Capella

I stay current with Lycos news.

Posted on July 28, 2010 at 10:16 am 0

On I Have Seen The Future Of Adult Contemporary And Its Name Is Train

Is Train seriously their band name, though? Is this real life? I hope it stands for something, like the way rappers acronymize -- YUP -- basic words to make the appropriation unique.

Drake just said his means "Do Right And Kill Everything." Although mostly a joke since Drake is his actual (middle) name.

I thought it was cool that Tupac was so concerned with Tobacco Use Prevention And Control, though, as counter to his persona as it was.

Posted on July 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm 0