On Stop Working Out, It's Embarrassing
reading this piece my first thought was, "shit! now i kind of want to make out with balk a little!" followed by "he is the straight one, right?"
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On A Transplant to New York City Pre-Reflects
if this is the caliber of thinker the NY Times is now in the business of hiring, who cares if they go broke?
the nyt has no claims to hiring thinkers of any caliber considering they have been publishing maureen fucking dowd for a zillion years.
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On Winter Carnival: This Time I Mean It
with snowstorms, as with penises, if i don't get at least six to seven inches i will be severely disappointed.
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On Texas Ponders Installing "Cold Dead Hands" Monitor In Capitol
guns, schmuns-being asian, i automatically never leave the house without BEING A NINJA.
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On Oh Hell Yes
jim gaffigan: "Don't root for New Orleans cause of the devastion from Katrina. I grew up in Indiana and believe me it was devastating."
http://twitter.com/jimgaffigan/status/8698410966
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On The Destruction of the East Coast Begins Shortly
carpeted subway cars = people making decisions who never actually ride the subway. if they rode the subway, they'd know (as we do) that people do all kinds of disgusting things in cars for carpets to absorb. so gross!
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On The Destruction of the East Coast Begins Shortly
i do too! i wish it had a weather icon though also.
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On BTW, While You Were Being Selfish And Goal-Oriented Your Eggs Were Dying
cosign!
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On A Guide To Internet People Named Molly
choire: it boggles the mind that you haven't met molly steenson, since she knows almost everyone and you've been on teh internets as long as i have. she's in town fairly frequently, so can we rectify this over tasty alcoholic beverages?