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By SidAndFinancy on You Know What Era Can't End A Moment Too Soon? The Bloomberg Era

@hockeymom Facing North.

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 11:54 am

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By sox on You Know What Era Can't End A Moment Too Soon? The Bloomberg Era

I dunno, maybe becoming a plumber is a more prudent life choice than going to Harvard?

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 11:35 am

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By Claire Zulkey on For The First Time Ever, We Thoroughly Agree With The 'National Review' Crazies

murder. I would murder someone who said "so don't look."

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 1:44 pm

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By My Number Is My Address on It's Baby-Cloning Time!

@BadUncle There will be plenty of jobs retiring renegade clones. How are you at origami?

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 10:05 am

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By thematt on Commenter Really Into Alcohol

This is all well said except for the part about not liking getting drunk.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 3:24 pm

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By stuffisthings on The Unverified

@Clarence Rosario I'd much rather be able to subtract 353 from my Awl commenter number than get some dumb check box Twitter.

Posted on May 9, 2013 at 2:56 pm

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By hockeymom on Please Welcome Emma Carmichael, Editor of The Hairpin

Welcome, Emma! I am supportive of any and all increased coverage of Hockey throughout the Awl's vast media kingdom. Here are some story ideas to get you started. Feel free to use all of them!

The Wirecutter-Which ice-scheduling app is the most accurate? Why does mapquest always fuck up rink locations in Northern Minnesota? Which fake ice is the best for summer training in the basement?

The Hairpin-How to accessorize your NorthFace Jacket? How high is too high, when it comes to mom hair? Which professional players have the best flow? How to get rid of hockey bag stench.

The Billfold-How many jobs do you have to work to pay for your kid's hockey.

The Awl-Hockey Haiku Tuesday.

Splitsider-Listicle of Top 10 best lines from Slapshot (This is a trick one. They're all the best).

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 10:57 am

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