@hockeymom Facing North.
I dunno, maybe becoming a plumber is a more prudent life choice than going to Harvard?
murder. I would murder someone who said "so don't look."
@BadUncle There will be plenty of jobs retiring renegade clones. How are you at origami?
This is all well said except for the part about not liking getting drunk.
By stuffisthings on The Unverified
@Clarence Rosario I'd much rather be able to subtract 353 from my Awl commenter number than get some dumb check box Twitter.
Welcome, Emma! I am supportive of any and all increased coverage of Hockey throughout the Awl's vast media kingdom. Here are some story ideas to get you started. Feel free to use all of them!
The Wirecutter-Which ice-scheduling app is the most accurate? Why does mapquest always fuck up rink locations in Northern Minnesota? Which fake ice is the best for summer training in the basement?
The Hairpin-How to accessorize your NorthFace Jacket? How high is too high, when it comes to mom hair? Which professional players have the best flow? How to get rid of hockey bag stench.
The Billfold-How many jobs do you have to work to pay for your kid's hockey.
The Awl-Hockey Haiku Tuesday.
Splitsider-Listicle of Top 10 best lines from Slapshot (This is a trick one. They're all the best).
@happymisanthrope make it hail
By IBentMyWookie on Song Referenced
Uh.....Radio Free Agent? Am I doing this right?
@Clarence Rosario "... and count to 8 million."