I'm sorry. Bobby Finger? Where is Nat King Cole, Bobby Finger? You have Michael Buble*, whom, I believe, it is a Federal law cannot be on any list with the word "best" in it, but you have left off Nat Fucking Cole?
Tell me I missed it. Tell me it was late; or now it's early, and he's actually there. Rather than Michael Bubbly*.
I'm sorry, Bobby Finger. You cannot make any more lists.
* Also cf. Kenny G. You should have your Bobby Fingers removed near keyboards.
@ianmac47 omg my pot is so filthy :)
TROLL TROLL TROLL GO BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE TROLL.
@ Bart Miller @twitter
Are you actively looking to embarrass yourself on the Internet here? Jesus effing Christ. The president from 2001-2009 definitely didn't miss ANY OF THE TEE TIMES EVER and a global financial bubble and crash that happened on his watch (and, more precisely, Alan Greenspan's watch) is the reason why so many people are food insecure. Do you realize that people can't buy anything EXCEPT food with SNAP benefits? And that the food that you can purchase is limited, in a fair way, to food that people more or less should actually eat? So the people who are drawing those benefits actually REALLY need them, and badly enough such that it's probably easier for them to work and take home income if they have a real job opportunity. (Which they don't, because we have massive unemployment/underemployment! And we're not alone on Earth with that problem, so maybe you should STOP TRYING TO DENY IT EXISTS.) BTW I have not heard a goddamn thing about food stamp abuse, and if some people (a percentage none of these GOP fuckers can ever quantify, by the way!) are faking their poverty and pulling in a couple hundred dollars under-the-table to buy glossy sneakers while they live in public housing... great, maybe those people can do that for another hundred thousand years and we might approach the level of one year's worth of corporate welfare in the United States.
There is nothing but shame here. Go strangle some infants and get the bile out of your system, you upper middle class TAX VICTIM.
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@LondonLee "Some swarthy folks 2,000 miles away from the people who knocked these buildings down will hear from ALL of us soon!"
I fully support an Internet that consists solely of credulous tech-industry propaganda and takedowns of credulous tech-industry propaganda.
Why do you need 21 signs that she's expired? If her life clock is blinking red, that's it! It's very unlikely that she's a Sandman trying to infiltrate sanctuary. I mean, broads can't be Sandmen. Just send her off to Carrousel and get a new bitch off the circuit.
@deepomega The Silicon Valley types would probably avoid it then, in case they ran into someone gross like a BART driver.
@NoReally She's over on Twitter bragging about how her "inflammatory" article pissed off the "Olds". Maybe we should set her up on a dream date with Lunch Truck Man.
You want it? You can have it.